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marval

I Went

I went to the chemist and asked, "Can I have a comb please?" The bloke said, "Do you wanna steel one?" "No," I replied, "I've got money."...
19:25 Fri 09th Jan 20156 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:37 Fri 09th Jan 2015
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janbee

Good Morning Early Bird Gang Members

Morning all. VERY windy here but MUCH worse in Scotland. Hope everyone is safe. xx
04:35 Fri 09th Jan 2015215 answers, last by DTCwordfan 09:49 Fri 09th Jan 2015
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marval

My Partner

My partner's been reading the dictionary every night for a month. I think he's up to something....
23:40 Thu 08th Jan 20157 answers, last by excelsior-1 07:56 Fri 09th Jan 2015
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excelsior-1

I Have Concluded.....

.........that my postman is illiterate yet again, despite my note stuck to my door, while i have been at work, he has taken my parcel back to the sorting office and left me a card - - which part of...
19:57 Thu 08th Jan 201526 answers, last by janbee 05:18 Fri 09th Jan 2015
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hemangi46

Joks

which type of jokes you like most..?
12:16 Wed 07th Jan 201529 answers, last by Grimaldi 11:59 Mon 12th Jan 2015
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Ann

Happy Birthday Tonyav

Have a great birthday Tony! x
01:02 Wed 07th Jan 201575 answers, last by tonyav 23:54 Wed 07th Jan 2015
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Imabeliever

Well Goodnight And Farewell Mein Friends!

It has been a good night where big iq's wrestled with the facts and mysteries of life. Where no question or answer was an unwelcome question or answer. Where knowledge was gained, awareness spread and...
00:42 Tue 06th Jan 20153 answers, last by Imabeliever 00:56 Tue 06th Jan 2015
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Ann

Happy Birthday Pussnboots

Have a lovely day x
01:39 Sun 04th Jan 201527 answers, last by askyourgran 23:33 Sun 04th Jan 2015
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paulllambert

My Next Door Neighbour

overdosed on Viagra. His wife is taking it very hard....
05:05 Sun 04th Jan 201516 answers, last by Slapshot 14:49 Mon 05th Jan 2015
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queenofmean

Year Is Barely

3 and a half days old and I've already had my first trip to A&E....
19:16 Sat 03rd Jan 201549 answers, last by janbee 06:17 Sun 04th Jan 2015
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Valmar

Hi

so this is were you chat about weird things?? Im new! hello! :@@)
18:33 Sat 03rd Jan 201550 answers, last by glenbar 20:27 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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Dee Sa

Excuse My Ignorance...

today I watched a tv movie that I taped yesterday called Diverted with David Suchet, when the 911 disaster struck all planes on their way to NYC were diverted some 6,600 passengers went to Gander in...
01:12 Fri 02nd Jan 201521 answers, last by sir.prize 18:35 Fri 02nd Jan 2015
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cupid04

My Friend...

My friend got crushed by a pile of books.... He's only got his shelf to blame!...
03:10 Fri 02nd Jan 201522 answers, last by murraymints 20:48 Fri 02nd Jan 2015
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marval

Race

An English cat, named One Two Three and a French cat, named Un Deux Trois, decided to have a swimming race across the Channel. The English cat won because Un Deux Trois cat sank....
22:42 Thu 01st Jan 20153 answers, last by THEMOTLEY1 23:16 Thu 01st Jan 2015
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marval

What

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A Chocolate Baa...
19:02 Fri 26th Dec 201411 answers, last by janbee 06:09 Sat 27th Dec 2014
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Carakeel

Seasons Greetings!

Hi everyone! I just wanted to wish you all a wonderful festive season and good health, happiness, peace, success, but mostly love for the New Year of 2015! May this coming year be your best ever!...
14:02 Fri 26th Dec 201411 answers, last by waterboatman 18:22 Fri 26th Dec 2014
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mrs_overall

The Village - The Finale

Taking a deep breath, PC Hughes opened the door to the village hall. Blinded by the reflected light on the disco ball he stood still. A voice cried "This one must be the stripper" and he was...
07:22 Thu 25th Dec 201417 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:41 Fri 26th Dec 2014
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Jomlett

R I P Billie Whitelaw

BBC News - Actress Billie Whitelaw dies aged 82... http://bbc.in/1verfnx...
22:25 Sun 21st Dec 201418 answers, last by Lie-in King 13:44 Mon 22nd Dec 2014
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marval

What Is

What is Sherlock's favourite Christmas song. "I'll be Holmes for Christmas"...
22:18 Sun 21st Dec 20145 answers, last by EDDIE51 21:46 Fri 26th Dec 2014
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Tilly2

Je Ne Sais Quoi

That's all.
22:06 Sun 21st Dec 201418 answers, last by Quoi 09:37 Mon 22nd Dec 2014

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