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I Think I Might Be In Touble ...

I got into the lift on the fifth floor of my office building today. A really attractive young lady got in with me and said 'Going down?' I said, 'Not without dinner and a movie ...' Was that maybe not...

ethandron

It's Margarita Time..

Well it was a couple of hours ago. Just spent a very nice few hours sitting in the lovely golden September sun sipping margaritas with friends. Margaritas are my all time favourite cocktail, second...

anneasquith

Oh My Goodness !!

I am a first time grandmother to the most beautiful baby girl. mum and baby are well. dad is shattered and bemused :), grandmother is very emotional,

Amyadams67

What Do You Guys Look Like In The Morning? Here's Me.

http://i60.tinypic.com/6nt5oj.jpg Also, happen to be having a terrible day....

marval

A Bit Risque

A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. They decided to pull over and park and have some fun. Things were really getting...

paulllambert

I'm Lying Here In Hospital......

it's nothing serious,and the doctors say I'm going to make a full recovery. I must warn you, though, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.

Bazile

Over The Edge

A bloke buys a horse and is told by the seller that to get it to move forward he must say ' thank goodness for that ' and to make it stop he should say 'hold up there beauty ' One day he is out in the...

Trapper

Dingbat

A hand with a pencil drawing a straight line Grateful for any help...

marval

Have You?

A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on main street when the door of the hearse flies open The coffin falls out then speeds down the street. It eventually crashes into a pharmacy and stops by...

marval

What Happened?

Five-year-old Suzie told her mother the story of Snow White which she had heard in school. Prince Charming had kissed her back to life. Suzie concluded: "And do you know what happened then?" "Yes,"...

4getmenot

Eeeek

im getting married today! im up, my boy still snoozing and a briddesmaid on couch. so excited, i get to marry an amazing man. :-)

excelsior-1

Well, I A Employed Again -------

------ in a manner of speaking whilst i have been getting rejections from applications, and even no responses at all - i signed up with two agencies one of them have sent me to a firm for this week...

marval

Sorry In Advance

Many years ago a man called Joe worked in the coal mines. He would go to work early in the morning, go down the mine to the coal face and do his eight hour stint, then come back to the surface to get...

marval

Bell Ringing

Father John is walking down the street one day when he notices a Nathan, a young boy, trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, Nathan is very small and the doorbell is too...

maggiebee

God's Gift

When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please,...