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ZebUK

Passing Of A Relative

Two days ago my dad died. His house is all paid for and I'm the only next of kin. His cat which he left behind we've managed to bring home and introduce to our two cats and so far all things seem to...
21:37 Fri 05th Sep 201414 answers, last by BRIGHT SPARK 09:17 Tue 09th Sep 2014
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Tilly2

I Put This In The Onwards And Downwards Thread But It's Not The Right Place

This is nothing to do with weight loss but you might be interested. Two weeks ago, I bought a 'waist twister, body sculpture thing' and both Mr T and I have used it for five minutes, morning and...
19:35 Fri 05th Sep 201480 answers, last by murraymints 22:46 Thu 18th Sep 2014
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gness

I've Been Forgiven!

My "holiday" the other week ended up as a gardening week at the daughters ..after a typical Gness type entrance..... A long journey and all I wanted was a glass of red and a shower...her new bathroom...
10:47 Wed 03rd Sep 201450 answers, last by tonyav 19:47 Wed 03rd Sep 2014
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marval

It's A Hard Life

A pensioner has a hard life. http://www.johns-jokes.com/A-Pensioners-Life.html...
21:55 Tue 02nd Sep 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 00:16 Wed 03rd Sep 2014
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ClaireStan

Mr Kipling Giant French Fancy Cake

Does anyone know where you can still buy these. Giant version. Looking gor one for birthday cake and could definitely buy them last September in Sainsburys.
19:59 Sun 31st Aug 20144 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:25 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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weecalf

I Dont Mind I Will Wait

Spurs have not won the league since 1961 ,I can wait .Is there anything you good people on answer bank don't mind waiting on cause it will be worth the wait....
19:41 Tue 02nd Sep 201427 answers, last by gness 22:20 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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excelsior-1

I Went..........

.......... to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck"....
21:34 Tue 02nd Sep 201412 answers, last by weecalf 21:56 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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gness

Good News!

I had my grommet follow up today and my hearing is perfect....the left grommet isn't quite right but we are both going to ignore that... the whooshing of the pulse I can hear should settle...
19:33 Tue 02nd Sep 201471 answers, last by gness 22:42 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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cupid04

What...

Q] What do you call a fat psychic? A] A four-chin teller?...
16:22 Tue 02nd Sep 20143 answers, last by Bazile 17:53 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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excelsior-1

This Is.......

hilarious .....http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=devil+baby&FORM=HDRSC3#view=detail&mid=3CB9296C729AF26AE7183CB9296C729AF26AE718...
20:09 Mon 01st Sep 20145 answers, last by ferlew 21:11 Mon 01st Sep 2014
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excelsior-1

A Farmer's Dog........

......goes missing and he is inconsolable. His wife says to him, "why don't you put an ad in the paper to get him back". The farmer does this, but after two weeks, no phone calls, the dog is still...
22:24 Sun 31st Aug 201413 answers, last by Old_Geezer 15:04 Mon 01st Sep 2014
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marval

Did You?

Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale. She was known as the deep C diva....
15:48 Sun 31st Aug 20146 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:49 Sun 31st Aug 2014
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marval

Missing

A pastor was in the habit of reading every word of his sermons - which were rather long and tedious. One of the congregation thought to cure him of this, and, before the service, slipped into the...
17:30 Sun 31st Aug 20143 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:47 Sun 31st Aug 2014
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DaisyNonna

My Computer Or Answerbank?

Everything is so slow tonight. Not a problem elsewhere.
21:59 Thu 14th Aug 20144 answers, last by hc4361 16:02 Sun 31st Aug 2014
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Smowball

Suitcase Wrecked After Just One Use!

Morning guys. 3 weeks ago I bought 2 expensive suitcases just a few days before we flew to Cuba. They were those new lightweight "durable" ones that you can literally lift with one finger. Bought from...
10:04 Sun 31st Aug 201428 answers, last by Dee Sa 11:41 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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Georgiesmum

Funny Signs/fridge Magnets In Your Kitchen.

What funny signs/fridge magnets do you have in your kitchen? I have a sign that says "If you cant smell burning it must be salad today" and another one that says"Menu for today-choice of two-- Take it...
20:04 Fri 29th Aug 201418 answers, last by Georgiesmum 23:33 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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excelsior-1

I Just Love Word Play

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22:21 Fri 29th Aug 20142 answers, last by Zacs-Master 22:23 Fri 29th Aug 2014
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excelsior-1

Your Opinions On Alternative Energy Sources?

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22:06 Fri 29th Aug 20147 answers, last by Baldric 23:11 Sat 30th Aug 2014
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slinky.kate

Ab Christmas Party

I will go,where is it being held ?
16:51 Fri 29th Aug 201463 answers, last by slinky.kate 21:17 Wed 17th Sep 2014
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Jeza

Mouse Balls

Sent from Windows Mail Mouse balls and mouse ball inspector I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was an actual memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went...
13:56 Fri 29th Aug 20148 answers, last by zebo 22:56 Fri 29th Aug 2014

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