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Khandro

Disorder In Court

Q, Are you sexually active? > A. No, I just lie there. > > Q. What is your date of birth? > A. July fifteenth. > Q. What year? > A. Every year > > Q. What gear were you in at the moment if impact? >...
15:31 Thu 31st Jul 201425 answers, last by scorpiojo 10:55 Sat 02nd Aug 2014
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marval

Tony And Bernie

Tony and Bernie are headed home after a big night on the town. Suddenly Tony accidentally hits a buck goat. Bernie being the animal lover he is jumps out of the car and gives the goat artificial...
18:23 Thu 31st Jul 201426 answers, last by tonyav 20:51 Thu 31st Jul 2014
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dave50

Plantar Fasciitis

Does anyone had any experience of this and have any advice on the best way of relieving it and how long before it goes away? I have looked on the internet but I wondered if anyone has any other useful...
14:48 Wed 30th Jul 20147 answers, last by Eve 17:34 Thu 31st Jul 2014
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Tilly2

I'm Going To The Hairdresser's Tomorrow.

I am sooooo tempted to say, 'Cut it all off, I'm sick of it!' but I might regret that in December. Is you hair irritating you in this weather?...
12:16 Thu 31st Jul 201455 answers, last by Daffy6543 14:33 Thu 31st Jul 2014
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. Clear sky a little bit cooler this morning, needed my jacket for walkies. I watched the ISS go over. I always think 'I'd like to be on that.' :o} Foxy not in again. It could be that one of...
04:41 Thu 31st Jul 2014237 answers, last by murraymints 08:31 Thu 31st Jul 2014
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marval

Poor Joe

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of a large buck. "Where's Joey?" the others asked....
21:10 Wed 30th Jul 20147 answers, last by Svejk 23:18 Wed 30th Jul 2014
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Brownie

Last Ditloids

G 2 S, F NT Also anagram of film title: John and guidance...
21:43 Wed 30th Jul 201422 answers, last by factor-fiction 22:10 Fri 01st Aug 2014
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excelsior-1

Another Dead End :-(

this is getting depressing roll on friday evening - i shall be going away on holiday for two weeks, and i intend to forget about job application failures, and have a good time...
13:02 Wed 30th Jul 201450 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:30 Wed 30th Jul 2014
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flump1

Deoderant

Ok so I am fed up spraying my usual brand only to watch it fall like snow all over the floor. What brands do you use and spray or roll on ?...
20:16 Wed 30th Jul 201450 answers, last by Caran 00:32 Thu 31st Jul 2014
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tonyav

I Felt There Was Something Wrong !.

http://photos.uk.msn.com/slideshow/photos/stitching-all-hours-corner-shop-made-from-felt/2x6jv7dn...
19:45 Wed 30th Jul 201424 answers, last by tonyav 20:23 Wed 30th Jul 2014
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Tilly2

Today, I Over-Estimated My Ability

to jump across a stream. You would have laughed, had you been there....
19:54 Wed 30th Jul 201435 answers, last by Tilly2 21:44 Wed 30th Jul 2014
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zingo1327

Examination Problem

I went to hospital for my annual checkup yesterday.The doctor was new,very pretty and aged about 30. She said to me "Mr Smith,you'll have to stop masturbating". I asked her why? "I'm trying to examine...
14:55 Wed 30th Jul 201411 answers, last by Svejk 19:07 Wed 30th Jul 2014
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marval

Three Turtles

Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the lemonade. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they...
14:57 Tue 29th Jul 20144 answers, last by tonyav 14:42 Wed 30th Jul 2014
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marval

Mr Right Rejection Form Letter

Dear (person being rejected's name here____), I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly...
17:59 Tue 29th Jul 201412 answers, last by jim360 19:18 Tue 29th Jul 2014
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footfairy

Dingbat

help with this dingbat would be appreciated. ABCDFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (8)
22:41 Fri 25th Jul 201422 answers, last by scorpiojo 00:47 Tue 29th Jul 2014
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Elina

Are You Having A Good Day?

... Or a bad one may be?
15:34 Sun 27th Jul 201480 answers, last by tonyav 17:28 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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marval

Bad Parrot

An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor. "The parrot I purchased uses improper language." "I'm surprised," said the owner. "I've never taught that bird to swear." "Oh, it isn't...
13:30 Sun 27th Jul 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 14:33 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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excelsior-1

I Was Mugged..........

.....by a swarm of bees yesterday they robbed me of my nectar points...
11:22 Sun 27th Jul 20149 answers, last by excelsior-1 13:36 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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marval

Tunnels

A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. To make the task less onerous, he...
22:32 Sat 26th Jul 20143 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:12 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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excelsior-1

Sat Navs

never had one - never needed one however, long story short, i have been persuaded to buy one when i change my car in a few months my question is this:- once purchased, is there a running cost or...
20:10 Sat 26th Jul 201414 answers, last by joko 21:35 Sat 26th Jul 2014

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