TEXT FROM METRO: Hands up everybody who remembers being scared out of their wits by the dinosaurs running wild through Jurassic Park? Well the good news is that it’s safe to come out from behind the...
The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to...
We are having the most amazing storm at the moment. An hour ago incredible white clouds started rolling in across the Channel in a great sausage, literally speeding across the sky as we watched -...
a woman from the deep south in america goes to the big city to find a job she is successfully hired by a company that makes 'tickle-me elmo' it is an interactive cuddly toy that has a miniature voice...
i know that some of you have already had overnight rain
here in cambridgeshire it has been a dry night, but now i can hear thunder in the distance - so not long before it hits us...
Good Morning Campers The Met Office has issued a 'yellow heat warning' - so people are asking me "Should I take my shirt off to keep cool" I have produced a simple checklist to decide whether your...
Three blonde men are stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant them each a wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Immediately he turns into a brown haired man and...
Thursday. Some cloud about, but we are assured it will be sunny and warm. Yesterdays chart was very good. The passengers were a party form a retirement home celebrating a 99th birthday. The 3 staff...
So sorry Tills, I couldn't post today - something wrong with my computer! Hope you had a lovely day in the hot weather? x Happy birthday too to Baldric and Bakers Dozen - we should have a midnight...
(inspired by a comment from Lie-In King - well, you gotta blame someone!)
Which 2 ab'ers would you put in the same room?
or
Which ab'er would you like to share a room with?
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