just got back from cambridge, where i had to get a new mobile - as mine decided to start malfunctioning i popped in to marks & spencer to pick up something to eat this evening and saw 'pineapple and...
According to a news report a day or so ago, Paracetamol is not effective for back pain. I was beginning to wonder. I get back pain just about waist level, which I get mostly at night when in bed, has...
A Glaswegian took his wife to the local A&E, she had two black-eyes and a broken arm. The doctor asked ‘What had happened to her?’ The husband replied that ‘She was going through the change.’...
Saturday and another phew day here ! Still not a drop of rain...up to cut dad's grass after watering my own and neighbours baskets and pots...that will take a while ....then church of ASDA ... I know...
A man that was overseas decided to get his mother something special for her Birthday. He searched all over and just when he though that nothing was really suitable; he spotted a man with a very large...
A young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To her mother’s distress, he began to use the back of their new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," her husband reassured her. "I'll have him trained...
Friday. I can't believe I am the first one here. I've been awake since 3am and have been alternating between drinking tea and trying to finish some cushion covers. A few weeks ago there was light in...
My Dad's in hospital at the moment and when I visited him this afternoon, he was asleep, so I just sat by his bed quietly. The old chap in the next bed, John, started chatting to me about this and...
Phone rang at 6.30pm when I answered a voice said 'connecting you one moment please' I hung up and dialled 1471. Then I rang the number. An American voice said 'this number is not in service'. Anyone...
This could have gone into Jokes but they aren't - they are excerpts from letters written from tenants to Housing Executive. Will type just a few - hope you get some fun from them. The toilet seat is...
I found these on an old post from 2011. The were posted by starone but I thought they were worth another airing! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea... does that mean that...