Sports day got postponed till September but tomorrow me & the things have to go to the musical festival (60 8 & 9 year olds playing tin whistles and ocarinas - which they get to keep!) Can...
the unforgettable mr james robertson justice is here for you - as per your request, and at the time promised. better get to grips with him pronto - he looks like he is in no mood for an tomfoolery....
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Toadsuck, Arkansas), the villagers in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms were enjoying a quiet lunchtime drink, eagerly awaiting the afternoon...
Channing tatum has arrived - at the request of the lovely tinkerbell. replacing denzel washington, who gas been here overnight for granny-grump. channing will remain until 1530hrs. at that time,...
In returning the compliment - as promised. The Rowanwitch - What is She? To be a Rowanwitch is to love and be loved. To be a Rowanwitch is to know everything & nothing at all. To be a Rowanwitch...
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the...
If you're thinking about flying to or from Heathrow in the next few weeks be prepared for some lengthy delays. Flew in from Malta yesterday - what a palaver. Went through three "security"...
The government have advised people to watch out that they're not being sold fake 2012 Olympic tickets.I think I'll be alright though. My tickets for the men's wheelchair triple jump seem genuine...
Sun has been shining here again this morning though think it may be clouding over slightly now. Had a nice walk with the dog, now wasting some time on here. Plenty to do but as my late mum used to...
after being on this site for a few weeks i would like to say its great just for the technology and the jokes,some of these jokes are so funny cheers me up on a day like this its pouring,also listening...
http://www.dailymail....gardeners-survey.html Hot tubs have come 6 in the 10 things most likely to annoy your neighbours, which one is yours? TOP 10 COMPLAINTS: - Noise from television and radio -...
Morning all from a very blustery, albeit dry for now, NW Wales. Torrential downpours last night between 7 and 9 left our road looking more like a river - must have a word with my FIL to see how the...
em10 has had her time, now it is your turn. here, as requested, and at the time given, is Denzel Washington for your pleasure. he will remain until 0500 tomorrow - at which time someone else will...
When Marco Polo first opened the trade routes to China, he was quite impressed with their rocket fireworks. Now, these weren't quite the fireworks we now know, but they did shoot into the air, explode...
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are...