I'm in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what I would most like to do with her body.
Apparently '' Identify it '' was not the answer she had in mind....
ladies. i am most dreadfully sorry, i completely forgot i'm going away saturday morning for the weekend. i shall have to re-schedule you both with your wishes .. to possibly sunday night and/or monday...
good morning mrs_o. jimmy nail has arrived, and will be at your command until half past three this afternoon. i did not see any post or reply from traci66 last night while colin farrell was here for...
while i respect that people can feel what they like, i'm getting a little fed-up of seeing your comments in a number of threads - having a go at me for what i am doing bringing joy to fellow AB'ers...
your guest, as requested .... colin farrell. he is yours to do with as you please for the entire night, and will be replaced tomorrow morning at 5am by mrs_overalls' requested person. enjoy - and try...
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for a few hours. this is because lady-janine is not around at the moment, and it would have been her turn - so she has been re-scheduled. the next change will be for traci66 at 2130hrs tonight. those...
I can't understand this person thinking that she looks attractive. The look on Eamonn Holmes face says it all to me.
http://www.dailymail....shes-lucky-alive.html...
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