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Psybbo
Any suggestions for some outsiders for the golf
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TWR
If there is to be really hot weather after this rain, within weeks the call for stand pipes will be out & drought warning in place.
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tonyav
I'm in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what I would most like to do with her body. Apparently '' Identify it '' was not the answer she had in mind....
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wendypol
Does anyone know where I can purchase the 2kg tins of coffee mate by post?
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excelsior-1
ladies. i am most dreadfully sorry, i completely forgot i'm going away saturday morning for the weekend. i shall have to re-schedule you both with your wishes .. to possibly sunday night and/or monday...
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Toes
Secrets of Our Living Planet, 8pm BBC2...................bout time too!!
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excelsior-1
as scheduled - captain jack sparrow is here for you until 2130hrs tonight - savvy? next up tonight ... GrannyGrump. see you later grannyg....
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excelsior-1
good morning mrs_o. jimmy nail has arrived, and will be at your command until half past three this afternoon. i did not see any post or reply from traci66 last night while colin farrell was here for...
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excelsior-1
while i respect that people can feel what they like, i'm getting a little fed-up of seeing your comments in a number of threads - having a go at me for what i am doing bringing joy to fellow AB'ers...
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excelsior-1
your guest, as requested .... colin farrell. he is yours to do with as you please for the entire night, and will be replaced tomorrow morning at 5am by mrs_overalls' requested person. enjoy - and try...
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sherrardk
... If I wished for a tiny bit of rain on Wednesday morning? (third attempt at sports day - starts at 9.30 and goes on till 2.30!)
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queenofmean
....does this place come with a map or compass I'm slightly baffled
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marval
There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townsfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all. However, an enterprising journalist decided to get...
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rowanwitch
One woud not strive to emulate The complexities of DTs verse For in a fair ish contest I would come off worse But the folk have asked me to attempt To write for Crossword Fan A bit of silly doggerel...
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fredkins
Hi there excel,I've just picked up you're thread,It's got to be my Elvis preferrably a youngish one.Thankyou.I'll look out for your time slot.
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Traci66
Son in law has lost the locking nut for his wheels, any easy solution to remove the wheels please?
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excelsior-1
for a few hours. this is because lady-janine is not around at the moment, and it would have been her turn - so she has been re-scheduled. the next change will be for traci66 at 2130hrs tonight. those...
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askyourgran
I can't understand this person thinking that she looks attractive. The look on Eamonn Holmes face says it all to me. http://www.dailymail....shes-lucky-alive.html...
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rockyracoon
Is this starting at 9pm, the countdown clock says 11 days 8 hours 12 minutes. Seems a bit late to me.
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marval
Please circulate this message around your office, and make sure everyone takes part this Friday. The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and we are being encouraged to...

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