Is it me or is Louise Minchin looking sexier by the day.
Any ideas on how I can let Susanna Reid down gently that she's now down the pecking list on News Readers I'd Like To Have A Go On?...
After being on this site for about 7 years, 5 years as Lottie, I have just checked my emails to find that I have just been sent a Welcome to AB email telling me all about the site and how to behave....
Unfortunately ASBO has eaten something caustic which has blistered his mouth. I took him to the vets tonight as he was salivating beyond words. He had an antibiotic shot to deal with the blisters in...
there was a similar programme in the late 70's early 80's and am stumped to remember the name.
Could anyone help please?
I recall a guy on a cloud, a dalai like person, and a 'porky' person....
I'm 19 and been with my biyfriend for 2 years we live together. The other day my ban ask if I would go on hoilday with her for 4 days with my family I ask my boyfriend and he was okay at first now my...
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Middelfart, Denmark), a fierce debate was underway in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms as to the parentage of Mike1111. The villagers had been...
You thought you had escaped young man but listen while I rhyme tales of lust and longing And Daves much earlier times For when Dave was a wee lad And other lads dreamed of shes He dreamed of chrome...
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: '' Windows frozen '' Husband texts back: '' Pour some lukewarm water over it '' Wife texts back: '' Computer completely buggered now ''...
Saturday morning and it's dull and overcast. Looks like rain later, not too later at that. I'm on the canal at nine, so it will start raining about half eight, just as I'm leaving home. Back to what...
A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Durban Cab Rank. The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab. "What's wrong with you...
Out of hospital again. My argument is, and it's not an argument really. Why is there not a painkiller that doesn't knock you out. I just want pain relief. I don't want to be as high as a kite or out...
A elderly man was stopped by police at 2oclock in the morning, and asked him where he was going at that time of night. The man replied " I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the...
I have just noticed a lump on the side of my dogs face which feels soft. I have bathed it and there is a little blood on the cotton wool. Could this be a cyst and should I keep bathing it. Obviously I...
