Like many others I sympathise greatly with those who have suffered flooding and loss/damage to homes and gardens. I live in the comparatively fortunate south-east, although winds have taken their toll...
Huzzah - just a little while ago, the Olympic torch went right past where I live http://i48.tinypic.com/midgsy.jpg - isn't that exciting! (and no, I have no idea who he is)...
I WAS DELIGHTED when the kind people at the Inland Revenue wrote to me recently, telling me that my tax return was 'outstanding', particularly since I can't even remember sending it in.
A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up the inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson,"...
I'm not superstitious but today has not gone well and its only 9.23 wake up to see fatty hairy arse inches from my face stumble down to the kitchen to make a cup of tea and put my hands on his stinky...
Off now so please accept my apologies for Saturday.
For the riffl I send
Ed`s filing cabinet snaffled for me by Tony, DT and Dave.
Thank you guys. xxx...
I know there were bad press issues with the Beijing Olympics, eg villagers being forced to move out of their homes so that the Bird's Nest could be built, the fake footprints fireworks, the...
The ladies of the answerbank had gone for long long rests They thought they would recover From the bruises on their chests The Monks of nether Wallop Had been celibate so long They'd got a bit excited...