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mccfluff
We really really really really need an edit function pleeeeeeeeeeease...
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lilypoppyfre
I have recently been "helped" by my daughter to lighten my wardrobe and am now trying to dispose of dozens of plastic and wooden coathangers..... Charity shops do not want them, nor do...
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Jaimsieboy
106 Down - Tobacco pipe (5) B?i?r (Briar or Brier ?) 114 Down - School inspectors (initials 4) H??e...
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bigsister
I know this is probably not possible but I have made some chutney for a WI competition and have noticed an air bubble in the only jar i was going to enter [the 1lb size], all the rest are too small....
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WELSHYORKIE
Good morning to each and every one of you. NW Wales looking very dark at the moment (well it is before 5, I hear you cry). Hoping it won't rain today but I fear there will be more of the moist stuff.
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LochNessMonster
Personally I think I'll just hide in my Loch ?
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LochNessMonster
The only name I was to be called was Tuesday, as after my mammy gave birth to me she said to my daddy "Let's call it a day dear ?"
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nannakath
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME AND TO ALL YOU ABBERS WITH BIRTHDAYS TODAY!!!!!!!!
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Jemisa
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles...
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CailinDeas
While creating women, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then She smiled and made the earth round.......!...
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naomi24
Is there a limit to how many we can subscribe to - and just out of interest how many, on average, are most people normally subscribed to?
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excelsior-1
got a half shift off work - so i'm home four hours earlier than the normal late shift. just thought i'd pop in and say hello. hope you have all had good days....
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mrsmaveric
if you cant be good...be careful...nitey nite...xx
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wildwood
A young engineer was leaving the office at 5.45pm when he found the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen" said the CEO, "this is a very...
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dotty.
my talk talk broadband protection thingy won't let me play as the site is registering as a 'gaming' site :(, it says i could change the settings but it will only alter overnight.
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DaisyNonna
So Nick Clegg says that The House of Lords is flawed. How flawed is The House Of Commons with so many false expenses claims? What a >>>>>>>>>>Fill in whatever you think...
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mrsmaveric
''is wimbledon held in london every year?''...what is the silliest question you have ever heard???...or asked???
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tulip26
two sound obese - 2'2,1,6,2,6 a woman is unique - 5,2,7,4,1,4 leap, jump,bounce - 6,6,6...
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firewatch
Just getting tea ready when little firewatch meandered into the kitchen with white powder on her hands. It was neutrodol carpet powder stuff, had to use it earlier, but had put it on a high shelf as I...
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Madmonks
The new goal line technology won't be used at Glasgow Rangers games next season..............it doesn't work when the goalposts are two jumpers!

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