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Morning all !

Outside looks definitely overcast and rainy here in South Cambridgeshire. The July Meeting at Newmarket is on today. Is it July already? I thought it was February. Will spend the next few minutes...

Mamyalynne

My 80yr old neighbour called round earlier this evening with a parcel that was addressed to her that she hadn't ordered. The name of the catalogue company is Very and she has never even heard of them....

excelsior-1

to tonyav

hello tony. bearing in mind the weather at your carnival last week. carnival in my town this weekend - a two day affair on a field. weather forecast looks decidedly dodgy - it will not stop me from...

TWR

Is it safe?

To put a word game on here this morning? or is someone going to get his / her dummy out & start Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaing?

gness

My Next Man Maiming Victim

The entire male workforce of BT. I pay my line rental yearly and receive a paper bill by email. Sometimes I even manage to view it! BT sent an email saying it was due for renewal....to my daughter. I...

mccfluff

am resisting

there is a man outside selling sausages in a bun with onions arghhhhhh, he's right outside my window, this is so unfair :-(...

beso

Omni-what

They tell us He is omnipresent (is everywhere), omnipotent (all powerful) and omniscient (knows all) Well His minions are certainly know-alls but what would be some more accurate adjectives for God?...

magicmick

Password

Recently the Bank was running a Password Audit and found Stevie O'Toole from Conception Bay (Newfoundland) using the following password. MickeyDonaldGoofeyDaffyBugsElmerPlutoOttowa. When Stevie was...

mrs_overall

The Answerbank Radio Show - Episode 11

In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Slaughterville, Oklahoma), the streets were bustling with activity. With the River Cess dolphin (a.k.a. Divegirl) at home in bed ill with an...

bookboo

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

The New York Times say Katie secretly bought an apartment. I believe she has also included a clause in the custodial agreement that there will be restrictions on Suri's involvement in Scientology....

ELVIS68

Rubbish joke......

As I walked out of the front door with my bags last night, I looked back at my wife and said, "Are you sure about this? It doesn't feel right?" "Yes, I'm sure," she replied,...

Dee Sa

QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL[sorry I meant Bovril gravy granules]

well I went yesterday to the biggest Tesco I know at Galleons Reach Beckton in East London [ 2 floors] to no avail conered the asst manager and said they are on your website to which he repliedhe...

rabet

weather

"All day it has rained, and we on the edge of the moors. . ." ~ tell me the poet and how the weather has been with you ~ dreadful here in S. Yorkshire!

erin-x

Giving blood....

Can you give blood if you are taking iron tablets?

excelsior-1

GESG

pdq1

Why should pensioners receive these free government handouts?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18778359 It is costing the NHS £bns to give out free prescriptive medicines to pensioners many of whom can afford to pay for themselves. They also receive free bus...

smurf

billericay lions music quiz

all answers have a body part in either song or singer 12 b by b 14 slc by s&b 69 tt by tc thanks for any help...

Ann

How to live beyond 100 ..

I know this should go in TV and Media section, but more ABers will see it in here. Did anyone see this TV programme last night? On at 10.35pm BBC1. Silly time to put it on as really elderly people...

mrs_overall

The Answerbank Radio Show - Special Announcement

Excelsior1 Productions is proud to present a charity music night in aid of The League of Unemployable Quiz Masters. This event will take place this Friday in the village hall. The music will be...

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