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marval

Who Has The Best Car?

A man from Texas is driving a Volkswagen Beetle, and he pulls up next to a man in a Rolls Royce with Nevada plates at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the man in the Rolls, "Hey,...
21:28 Sat 31st May 20144 answers, last by cupid04 03:09 Mon 02nd Jun 2014
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Zacs-Master

Mcdonald's Memphis Burger

Do you think the Marketing department thought that one through?
18:01 Sat 31st May 201424 answers, last by Peter Pedant 09:07 Sun 01st Jun 2014
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10ClarionSt

See How Far This Goes - Old Tv Ads.

Finish the jingle, then add your own. 1001 cleans a big, big carpet............
15:25 Sat 31st May 201490 answers, last by cupid04 17:30 Sat 07th Jun 2014
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marval

Ouch

John Smith was appointed as a trainee sales person at a local department store in Birmingham. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had peach jam to which he bluntly...
17:11 Sat 31st May 20144 answers, last by berniecuddles 19:13 Sat 31st May 2014
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excelsior-1

I Want This............

.......gallifreyan clock http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmbm0civBR1qb48zvo1_1280.jpg...
14:58 Sat 31st May 201412 answers, last by pastafreak 17:20 Sat 31st May 2014
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Jenarry

Wedding Plans All Going Well..wahoo.

Me and my fiance booked our wedding date with just 8 weeks to plan the day and i can't believe how well it's all gone . wedding outfits(including a full length dress,tiara and a veil which i never...
00:07 Sat 31st May 201419 answers, last by Jenarry 23:45 Sat 31st May 2014
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Buenchico

Congratulations To Svejk . . .

. . . on reaching the three-figure mark with his 'Best Answers' tally http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/members/svejk/ even if he did cheat just a little bit and beg for the last three ;-)...
19:45 Fri 30th May 201440 answers, last by excelsior-1 10:57 Sat 31st May 2014
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥...
23:13 Fri 30th May 201441 answers, last by jeffa 03:16 Sat 31st May 2014
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Ann

Happy Birthday Mass_Hysteria

Have a great birthday :)
00:14 Sat 31st May 201415 answers, last by WELSHYORKIE 18:41 Sat 31st May 2014
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marval

I Still Smile At These

Funny Newspaper Ads Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner...
14:43 Fri 30th May 20146 answers, last by sandyRoe 01:27 Sat 31st May 2014
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Bazile

Funniest Thing

I saw the funniest thing earlier this morning . An eastern europen bloke , struggling to push a small baby buggy along the pavement . LMSO...
10:52 Fri 30th May 201421 answers, last by Bazile 11:53 Fri 30th May 2014
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Jeza

Men And Pregnant Women.

WALKING ON THE GRASS The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the...
23:53 Wed 28th May 201413 answers, last by grasscarp 16:00 Thu 29th May 2014
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ChillDoubt

Cleverest Man On Earth Says

Sturridge will be England's top scorer in the World Cup. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27608788 I'm in agreement, hopefully he can do big things in Brazil....
23:49 Wed 28th May 201428 answers, last by berniecuddles 10:20 Sat 31st May 2014
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Ann

Happy Birthday Ric.ror

Have a lovely day x
00:08 Thu 29th May 201441 answers, last by gness 21:53 Thu 29th May 2014
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Ann

Happy Birthday Gness!

Gness who has a birthday today (thursday)? ;) Have a lovely day - lets chase the rain clouds away! x...
00:07 Thu 29th May 201492 answers, last by askyourgran 23:37 Thu 29th May 2014
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Arrods

Getting To Know You

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, ' But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as...
16:21 Wed 28th May 20147 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:41 Wed 28th May 2014
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soxmis_sid

Dog Poo

My wife came in from the garden slamming the door and yelling that next door's dog had been in our garden AGAIN! and left dog poo all over the place AGAIN! I told her to calm down, get the shovel and...
17:06 Tue 27th May 20146 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:39 Tue 27th May 2014
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marval

How Daft Can You Bee?

A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee." DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it." MAN: "You will never...
18:52 Tue 27th May 20143 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:36 Tue 27th May 2014
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Jeza

Not Really A Joke...

In the year 2014, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Somerset and said: "Once again, the earth has become evil and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of...
20:53 Tue 27th May 20147 answers, last by zebo 09:56 Wed 28th May 2014
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marval

Clever Cat

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the...
21:30 Tue 27th May 20145 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:32 Tue 27th May 2014

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