An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Taff 'Good day, mind...
Two guys were discussing changing trends on sex and marriage. 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married,' the first guy says. 'Did you?' 'Hmmm....I'm not sure,' the second replies. 'What was...
Same rules as before. The loser is the first who doesn't give a right answer. Now it's singers of James Bond theme tunes. Dusty Springfield (The Look of Love from the first Casino Royale) or Lani Hall...
A man goes to his doctor's surgery complaining he has something stuck up his backside. Upon examination, the doctor finds a £10 note lodged firmly inside his back passage. He pulls it out, then...
Mrs. Murphy had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband. He was away on business. She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said:"The buttons of the sweater are removed...
Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. The first said, that he is so good he sold a colour television to a blind man. The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man. The third...
BBC4 10.30-12.00 Midnight last night(Sunday). Did anyone watch this intriguing and revealing Documentary about the world of 'Ghost Singers' for some of Hollywood's greatest Stars of Major Musicals....
A rural couple had made sacrifices to save money to send their only son to college. Once there, he began to let his hair grow long, plus sideburns, a mustache, and a goatee. When his hair was...
When paying for a taxi, do not look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming...
When I was in employment (now retired) I always turned the washing machine on when I left for work. After retirement I turned it on when going out shopping etc. A couple of months ago the machine made...
I've been having this battle with myself for the last 24hours or so and I have decided to ask you lovely residents on AB to help. I have an Amazon Voucher (£15) that I was awarded from doing my...
Two crows going absolutely mental in the garden so I went to investigate. They were attacking neighbour's cat which was cowering on the ground. Guess our Millie got a bit too close to a nest.
Okay Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. . . . Dark, isn't...
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb? A:...