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marval

New

Did you hear about the new e-reader? W.H.Smith and Amazon have created software that will condense books when you download them. It’s called the Dwindle....
15:47 Sun 18th May 20142 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:12 Sun 18th May 2014
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Ric.ror

Saving For Best

I'm in bed with a hangover looking at the top of my wardrobe There are at least four boxes of shoes I've never worn that I'm saving for best I never go anywhere except work so where I intend "best" to...
11:07 Sun 18th May 201413 answers, last by shaneystar2 16:16 Sun 18th May 2014
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excelsior-1

Last Night.....

......I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep....
10:48 Sun 18th May 20146 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:21 Sun 18th May 2014
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gness

Au Revoir.

I hope......the taxi is booked to take me to hospital tomorrow for what Sqad calls a nothing to it procedure....but for me it's major surgery with all that goes with it. Will I snore, sleep talk or...
10:55 Sun 18th May 2014122 answers, last by Caran 01:12 Mon 19th May 2014
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moonraker558

Happy Birthday Ttfn

Have a very happy birthday old gal, I hope you can get by without a big wet sloppy kiss from me. What shall I do with this bottle of Courvoisier?...
03:29 Sun 18th May 201425 answers, last by Maydup 00:26 Tue 20th May 2014
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Frank97

Finger Painting

Someone posted this on my FB page, so thought I'd share it here http://www.the-open-mind.com/i-had-just-thought-it-was-water-when-i-stepped-back-my-jaw-dropped/#roY40mPdvVR4O73j.01 A most impressive...
08:44 Sun 18th May 20149 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 22:00 Sun 18th May 2014
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janbee

Good Morning Sunday Abers

Morning all. Hope everyone is well? It's to be a 'phew, what a scorcher' type of day here. Hope the sun shines wherever you are today. xx...
05:16 Sun 18th May 201462 answers, last by excelsior-1 09:04 Sun 18th May 2014
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cupid04

Golf.

One morning three women are golfing on the fourth green when suddenly a bloke runs towards them, completely starkers apart from a paper bag over his head. As he passes the first woman looks down and...
18:29 Sat 17th May 201412 answers, last by marval 09:57 Sun 18th May 2014
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excelsior-1

Just For Fun Again

good morning - let's see what can be done with AB'ers names and film or television titles this time i shall start with 'robofluff-cop' i am off out for the day, and shall choose best answer when i...
09:19 Sat 17th May 2014128 answers, last by Arksided 20:52 Sat 17th May 2014
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17071948

Rhyming Words

Please can you help. 2a.Cheating the customer by an inch.?(5.7)rhymes with treasure Thank you for any help....
09:20 Sat 17th May 20143 answers, last by 17071948 09:35 Sat 17th May 2014
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excelsior-1

Just For Fun

how many song titles can you think of that incorporate AB'ers names? i have 'dancing queenofmean' (ABBA)...
19:23 Fri 16th May 2014178 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 08:47 Sat 17th May 2014
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. A short visit this morning. I shall be away at 7, last minute packing etc. It looks like a nice day on it's way. All the usual suspects out and about this morning. A badger is getting used...
04:26 Sat 17th May 2014167 answers, last by gness 08:21 Sat 17th May 2014
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya ♥

♥♥♥...
23:24 Fri 16th May 201421 answers, last by jeffa 01:58 Sat 17th May 2014
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bibblebub

Interstellar Trailer

The first trailer for Christopher Nolan's eagerly awaited next film, Interstellar, has now been released, so here it is. (Just posting it for people's enjoyment, not a question)
21:54 Fri 16th May 20145 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:25 Fri 16th May 2014
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excelsior-1

Feeling Relaxed

after a lousy week at work, i am reclining in my armchair with the windows open, enjoying the warm evening and listening to the birds and their evening songs tucking into a 500ml tub of Haagen-Dazs...
20:56 Fri 16th May 201464 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:27 Fri 16th May 2014
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Jeza

Had To Call The Doc Out Today......

While at the chemist getting the 'script filled I decided to buy a thermometer, the assistant talked me in to a digital one. Yea gods what a palaver setting it up. All I wanted was to take Mic's...
21:27 Fri 16th May 201413 answers, last by Peter Pedant 09:51 Sat 17th May 2014
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Buenchico

Congratulations Boxtops!

1000 Best Answers!!!! http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/members/boxtops/ Well done!!! http://tinyurl.com/k2qeaz8...
20:04 Fri 16th May 201432 answers, last by petal54 01:23 Sat 17th May 2014
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john1066

David Walliams

Am I the only one who finds David Walliams obnoxious, especially when he hovers around Simon Cowell?
18:45 Fri 16th May 201423 answers, last by ladybirder 21:24 Fri 16th May 2014
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Missfaye

Pregnant At 43

Well further to my previous - we've done it we are having a baby!! Anyone had any experiences that can share in being an 'older mum' x
21:55 Thu 15th May 201419 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:42 Fri 16th May 2014
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mikey4444

A Very Funny Monty Python Sketch !

I was researching another Monty Python clip altogether this afternoon, when I came across this old favourite. I make no apology for posting it here, other than it made me laugh uncontrollably ! ::::...
15:39 Fri 16th May 201412 answers, last by miralove 03:36 Sat 17th May 2014

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