Attendant: Welcome aboard A la Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket? Passenger: Sure. Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please! Passenger: What for? Attendant: For telling you where to...
Or heard from Excel? I just miss seeing him around and hope that he is ok. If you are about Excel can I take the opportunity to say Hello and hope you are well and I hope to see you back soon - I...
1. It's Friday!!! 2. Weather is glorious. 3. My compensation is due through any day now and I'm booking an all-inclusive holiday :) 4. Misery chops (man slave) is taking me out to dinner tonight. 5....
If you never watch football or if your team is already out of the FA cup, there's never been a better reason to get behind Hull City tomorrow than this! Come on The Tigers - just looked that up. You...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN:...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I...
The reason I might need a man after all! The conversation at the theatre went: Me: Linda...that guy over there wants my mobile number. How do I find it on my phone? Linda: Oh I can never do...
some more interesting english language - - - - the bandage was wound around the wound the farm was used to produce produce the dump was so full that it had to refuse any more refuse i must polish the...
I thought you had to be available for work at all times whilst on benefits? I know I was - the 5 months I was unemployed. She is abusing the benefits system. I wish I could afford to go abroad on my...
what a versatile word it is it is easy to understand UP, meaning towards the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning - why do we wake UP? at a meeting, why does a topic come...
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only...
I'm pretty sure I can see four chicks, but one seems lethargic to say the least. Can anyone confirm there are four?
http://www.ntu.ac.uk/ecoweb/biodiversity/falcons/...
Went for one yesterday, just an 'invitation to take up as you've reached that age' (gee, thanks!) Anyhoo, since the right breast took 3 attempts to x-ray have since been in discomfort, not in the...
Well later today we will be going offline for a while. We move house tomorrow. We are naturally very upset by all this but now that we are going we will be glad to move and get it over. Most of our...
