The armies of Alexander the Great were greatly feared in their day, but there was one problem that they had that almost defeated them. Alexander could not get his people to staff meetings on time. He...
I don't mean the Eastern European guys down on the prom. Although they are probably clever too. I mean the machines. You just put the ingredients in ... switch them on ... ... and you get ice cream....
I applied for 2 jobs last week - don't really fancy them if I'm honest but last night I went looking and I applied to 3 today and there is one I still want to apply for that I saw when I was in town...
Two Blondes were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first blonde says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour....
I've been working in the garden all day.....lots of physical bending and lifting.....and I kept getting a wolf whistle.... Why, shucks....I thought hopefully and demurely at the same time.... which of...
Great afternoon - got last minute tickets for I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - ribs still hurting from laughing. So why the rant? Well ... I'm not a small bloke, so I sort of expect to be able to use all...
