1. mine upset a mug of sweet, milky coffee of the phone and then let it set. sill have to use a mallet to hammer the keys down. 2. no names (certainly not mine although I was involved in the result)...
i can proudly announce that after a very long labour, which resulted in a c section, my grandson Luke was born at 2.04am this morning weighing in at a healthy 10ls 6 1/2 oz.Mum and baby are doing just...
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely. 3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills,...
Paul is having problems making love to his wife and confides in his mate Alex. 'I've got a spare box of Viagra you can have' Alex says. 'Give them a try.' A week later they meet for a drink. 'So how's...
there's a lovely lad on this evening (I know it's a repat of a repeat of a repat etc) But there was a comment by Dave Lamb about Lady Portia (transvestite/drag queen) when he said that Lady Portia,...
1. My dad, having been rushed to hospital and diagnosed as having had a full-blown stroke, has been re-diagnosed with severe migraine after further radiological investigations failed to support the...
A man loved nothing better than to sit at a nearby bar for long evenings and get stoned with his cronies. But his wife was a social climber, and was prone to having her "ladies" in for bridge etc....
A woman notices her elderly next door neighbour lying flat on his face in his vegetable patch. 'Are you okay? she calls anxiously. 'I'm fine,' he yells back. 'I'm planting potatoes but I've lost my...
Well it seems that simply by posting a news report on the accidental death of Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall's brother it has opened a whole can of worms full of hatred against this Camilla. So I think...
but Mr Tilly bought me a ...................................guess what? Not jewellery, clothes, make-up, perfume, anything for the house, holiday, theatre ticket, garden stuff. Just something I will...
...I was made redundant. Feeling all over the place but I have a list of what I need to do so will get on that tomorrow. I will have many memories of my time there and I hope I can build new ones...
.....who would be your top five fantasy partners? - from past or present
for me :---
1. Halle Berry
2. Miranda Cosgrove
3. Elizabeth Taylor (in 1951)
4. Konnie Huq
5. Linda Park...
Today we were invited for dinner by the landlord and landlady of the house that we will be renting, How nice was that! Roast duck!! We arrived as invited at 15.00hrs and we left at 21.00hrs,...
Now there are hundreds of hours of cooking on the television there must be new food stuffs about .Do they use paint or other colouring agents to enhance the look of the dishes .perhaps we will have...