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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. A bit chilly out this morning again, but it should warm up a bit when ole Sol gets his act together. A couple of new fox cubs on parade with very proud mum and dad this morning. Nice to see...
05:01 Sat 12th Apr 2014131 answers, last by joggerjayne 08:21 Sat 12th Apr 2014
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Ann

Happy Birthday Sherrardk

Have a lovely day Sher x
00:14 Sat 12th Apr 201430 answers, last by sherrardk 19:59 Sat 12th Apr 2014
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marval

And The Puns Keep Coming

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal. A relief map shows where the restrooms are. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me. I think...
16:56 Thu 10th Apr 20146 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:06 Fri 11th Apr 2014
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maggiebee

My Working Life

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the...
18:14 Fri 11th Apr 20148 answers, last by berniecuddles 18:47 Fri 11th Apr 2014
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SasfootBigquatch

What Is The Uk's Attitude To The Existence Of Bigfoot?

What is the UK's attitude to the existence of Bigfoot?
17:16 Thu 10th Apr 201454 answers, last by naomi24 10:25 Thu 17th Apr 2014
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Craftypig

Today I Found Out My Partner Is Messaging Guys On A Dating Site.

She doesn't know I have found out yet. I plan to confront her about it when she gets home, how should I handle it?
16:25 Thu 10th Apr 201442 answers, last by tonyav 17:35 Sun 13th Apr 2014
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berniecuddles

Ahmmm...! More Puns

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex.....she objects Impotence: nature's way of saying...."No hard feelings" There are...
16:10 Thu 10th Apr 20145 answers, last by Canary42 10:45 Sat 12th Apr 2014
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albaqwerty

Sun Is Out

woohoo! and it's warm outside at last. Is the sun finally winning the battle of winter/spring? I hope so, it's taking it's time :-)...
14:40 Thu 10th Apr 2014137 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:48 Thu 10th Apr 2014
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maggiebee

Apple Does It Again

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social...
10:04 Thu 10th Apr 20147 answers, last by marval 16:21 Thu 10th Apr 2014
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frugalfred

Reveal Your Age.....

Can you complete these? In a nation's war on crime, Scotland Yard is the brain of Britain's manhunting machine. Brains, Science, tenacity - these are the weapons used by squads of highly-trained men;...
20:06 Wed 09th Apr 201465 answers, last by frugalfred 09:37 Fri 11th Apr 2014
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pusskin

Wilkinsons I D Needed.

While in Wilkinsons on Monday, lining up to pay, I saw that the lady in front of me was asking for her ID. I thought she must have bought a load of tablets or similiar -- She bought small plastic...
13:59 Wed 09th Apr 20147 answers, last by joko 00:32 Fri 11th Apr 2014
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hammerman

Piranha In Todays Sun Newspaper

Anyone read this rag today, especially the dreadful headline about a PIRANHA blocking someones sewer in the UK. After tales of meat eating destruction this fish can bring about, they show a photo of...
17:17 Wed 09th Apr 201421 answers, last by retrocop 10:58 Thu 10th Apr 2014
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maggiebee

Exhausted!

A month ago it seemed a great idea to have my two youngest grandchildren for a week of their school holidays. They're 9 and 6. Washing machine is on every day and so far I've had a small bottle of...
19:29 Wed 09th Apr 201415 answers, last by Dee Sa 08:45 Thu 10th Apr 2014
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ethandron

Bracknell And Ascot

Although we've travelled extensively both in the uk and abroad, I'd never been to either of these places until yesterday. Well, disappointed doesn't come close to how I feel about both :( Bracknell...
19:31 Wed 09th Apr 20142 answers, last by Buenchico 19:47 Wed 09th Apr 2014
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Psybbo

Isn't This Amazing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-26887276...
18:11 Wed 09th Apr 201418 answers, last by jno 22:41 Wed 09th Apr 2014
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carrust

Today...

...I have mostly been filling 25 1/2cwt bags with horse manure, wheeling barrowing them to the car & unloading them @ my allotment....I'm 'king knackered:-(...
17:01 Wed 09th Apr 201416 answers, last by carrust 16:31 Tue 15th Apr 2014
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excelsior-1

I Met........

........a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week i phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs...
12:50 Sun 06th Apr 20146 answers, last by cupid04 16:30 Wed 09th Apr 2014
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marval

A Man In A Bar

A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man...
16:12 Wed 09th Apr 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 16:19 Wed 09th Apr 2014
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Jeza

Talking Centipede.........

The Talking Centipede A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he...
23:09 Tue 08th Apr 20149 answers, last by marval 16:09 Wed 09th Apr 2014
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magay

Funday

77d letters after a firms name p?c
18:46 Tue 08th Apr 20145 answers, last by vakayu 19:08 Tue 08th Apr 2014

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