.....tony whether he had bought his wife anything for her birthday. “yes,” came the answer from tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, “i've bought her a belt and a bag.” “that was very kind of...
An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman are asked to name the odd one out between a potato, a cabbage and a knife. The Englishman and the Scotsman agree that as the potato and the cabbage are both...
re the ball thing that sends you up in the air to win a seat on the plane in ant and dec show
does it really go from 0 - 60 in one second
that sounds very quick to me ?...
There was an article in my paper today about sweets that used to be popular. Fry's Five Centres, and chocolate Creams, Toffo etc, and the potato crisp with a blue salt bag inside! What were those...
The head nurse was nearing retirement, she had seen just about everything come through the hospital's maternity unit and always remained calm and unruffled. A sixteen-year-old in labour was having a...
The world's greatest charade player brags that he can guess any charade. A TV producer decides to use the charade player in a TV special. He issues a challenge offering the charade player a million...
.........asked me the other day "can i ask you 10 questions?" i said "go on" she said "question number 1, have you ever had a blackout?" i said "no" she went...and finally, question number 10.....