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hc4361
My butcher had pressed chitterlings for sale today. What foods do you miss?...
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excelsior-1
.....tony whether he had bought his wife anything for her birthday. “yes,” came the answer from tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, “i've bought her a belt and a bag.” “that was very kind of...
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Ann
Have a lovely day x
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Svejk
I'm touched
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marval
An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman are asked to name the odd one out between a potato, a cabbage and a knife. The Englishman and the Scotsman agree that as the potato and the cabbage are both...
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kopend
re the ball thing that sends you up in the air to win a seat on the plane in ant and dec show does it really go from 0 - 60 in one second that sounds very quick to me ?...
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trt
There was an article in my paper today about sweets that used to be popular. Fry's Five Centres, and chocolate Creams, Toffo etc, and the potato crisp with a blue salt bag inside! What were those...
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marval
The head nurse was nearing retirement, she had seen just about everything come through the hospital's maternity unit and always remained calm and unruffled. A sixteen-year-old in labour was having a...
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marval
The world's greatest charade player brags that he can guess any charade. A TV producer decides to use the charade player in a TV special. He issues a challenge offering the charade player a million...
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Groupie
Hooray!! I've just got a job in a methane factory.? I fart next Monday....
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berniecuddles
call the police someone stole my weekend! oh well another week starts and its quite mild here and no rain! hope you all had a great weekend!...
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excelsior-1
your predictions for the result .. team and margin of victory? no more guesses by the start time - - - best answer to the closest guess...
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excelsior-1
.........asked me the other day "can i ask you 10 questions?" i said "go on" she said "question number 1, have you ever had a blackout?" i said "no" she went...and finally, question number 10.....
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cupid04
Q] Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? A] Because the 'p' is silent!...
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julie317
Which tv programme was named after potatoes? Thank you in advance :)...
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…… a michael buble concert tickets nailed to a tree the other day - so i took it you never know when you might need a nail...
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excelsior-1
........has had a penis extension now his house looks dreadful...
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coldstream-1971
Hello can you help me? what is chocolate made of? THANK YOU!...

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