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marval

Oh Dear

Patrick and Mary, being good Irish Catholics, had so many children that they didn't know what to do. Patrick says to Mary, "I think we need to get some advice from the parish priest. We can't keep on...
18:16 Tue 25th Mar 20144 answers, last by cupid04 16:14 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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queenofmean

Well...

...I didn't pass I had one serious fault which I dispute and my instructor sort of agrees with me a smidgen but...its not the end of the world...I know what I need to fix and I'm bloody well going to...
14:07 Tue 25th Mar 201450 answers, last by Ann 11:00 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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carrust

So I...

...told the doctor I've got Irish voices coming out my tummy. He said you've got a stomach Ulster...
18:06 Tue 25th Mar 20144 answers, last by frugalfred 16:36 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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dave50

Why Are Some Constantly Attached To Their Phone?

Some people carry their phone around in their hand wherever they are and whatever they are doing, looking and checking it every few seconds. Anything that's going on around them is blocked out and...
17:37 Tue 25th Mar 201422 answers, last by corylus 18:50 Mon 31st Mar 2014
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albaqwerty

Goodly Morning Folks

Hope all is well with everyone. We had a beautiful sunny day yesterday, could see right up the valley, snow covered hills, providing the snow stays there, it's really pretty. No frost this Tuesday...
04:47 Tue 25th Mar 2014222 answers, last by murraymints 09:55 Tue 25th Mar 2014
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pastafreak

Whoop!!!! Tax Rebate

I'm dancing!!!
11:20 Mon 24th Mar 201410 answers, last by Peter Pedant 16:39 Mon 24th Mar 2014
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BlueToffee

Profitable Sunday Morning

Garage, loft and shed emptied in readiness for moving, contents piled into back of car and taken out again at a local car boot sale this morning. £310.40 for 5 hours work, not a bad return!...
13:55 Sun 23rd Mar 20149 answers, last by tonyav 18:30 Sun 23rd Mar 2014
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slinky.kate

Nearly Dinner Time

I suppose I better stick the oven on and make the cheese sauce for master slinks veg. lasagne,and I have breast of chicken,roast tatties and kale.
17:51 Sun 23rd Mar 201440 answers, last by frugalfred 19:25 Sun 23rd Mar 2014
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queenofmean

Why Do Good Things End

I've had the best weekend of my life and its over OH has gone home and its back to usual service...me pining, and working and pining some more...
17:38 Sun 23rd Mar 201429 answers, last by queenofmean 20:19 Sun 23rd Mar 2014
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BlueToffee

Almost There!

Phew! Our house is under offer and our offer on our next home has been accepted. Busy weeks ahead for Mrs BT and me.
21:19 Fri 21st Mar 201423 answers, last by Peter Pedant 02:07 Sat 22nd Mar 2014
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sunny-dave

What's Your Ringtone?

For calls : I've got the intro to Pretty Vacant - certainly wakes you up For texts : A bit of Neil Young - Ambulance Blues For other messages : Pink Floyd - the start of Echoes ... and yours are?...
21:22 Thu 20th Mar 201462 answers, last by Brokenxx 16:08 Tue 25th Mar 2014
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cupid04

Happy Belated Birthday Quinie

Hope you had a lovely birthday quinie.xx Sorry for lateness. Hope you had a great time wit your loved ones. xx...
14:51 Thu 20th Mar 201430 answers, last by Ann 12:47 Fri 21st Mar 2014
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excelsior-1

75Th Blood Donation

my award pack arrived today (there weren't any at the session last week) it includes the emerald lapel badge that i shall be proud to wear -- i have made it my avatar for a while it also includes a...
13:53 Thu 20th Mar 201413 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:31 Fri 21st Mar 2014
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queenofmean

This Might Make You Chuckle

Last night I settled myself down to do my online surveys to earn some extra pennies. I have seen some pretty daft questions but this one last night made me laugh. Describe which best suits you Single,...
13:58 Thu 20th Mar 201417 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:33 Thu 20th Mar 2014
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Peaspeculiars

Fairground Love...

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They walked over to the weight guesser, and he guessed 120 pounds. She...
20:18 Tue 18th Mar 20145 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:33 Wed 19th Mar 2014
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Peaspeculiars

Mexican Bacon Tree...

I apologise for this one in advance..... :-) Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks. At death's door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer, they see that it's draped with...
23:03 Sun 16th Mar 20148 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:51 Sun 23rd Mar 2014
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Peaspeculiars

Grumpy Genie In The Lamp...

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The genie was very grumpy and said, "OK, OK. You released me from the...
22:45 Sun 16th Mar 20145 answers, last by pixie373 22:54 Sun 16th Mar 2014
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MTbowels

The Queen's English

Gamekeeper: "Excuse me sir, but is that Davy Crockett style headgear you are wearing made from fox fur? Prince Charles: "Yes" Gamekeeper: "Might I ask why you're wearing it?" Prince Charles: " I told...
22:01 Sun 16th Mar 201483 answers, last by heathfield 10:27 Mon 17th Mar 2014
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wendilla

Spacestation Followers

Channel 4. Now live from the Spacestation...
20:37 Sun 16th Mar 201413 answers, last by wendilla 23:01 Sun 16th Mar 2014
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carslam226

Phone Insurance

I took out phone insurance with my new phone 3 months ago and now need to make a claim but checked my bank and no premiums have been taken out. Are the insurance company obliged to honour the...
09:23 Sun 16th Mar 20145 answers, last by boxtops 21:52 Sun 16th Mar 2014

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