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Blue Tits Pecking Glass Window

My sister has a couple of blue tits that keep coming and pecking at the glass on her kitchen window. She has recently cut back some shrubs on the trellis where the birds sometimes look for insects...

rowanwitch

Well It's Been A Difficult Year But...

It's also been amazing... so thank you AB for my wonderful husband would not have met if not for you Stayed at the hotel where we married it felt strange I wanted to be doing it again.

cupid04

Happy Birthday Baza.

Have a lovely birthday baza. Hope the sun shines for you and you have a wonderful time. cupid04. xx

mrs_overall

Today is Youngest Junior Overall's 14th birthday. Where has my baby gone? I read somewhere that most mothers would give anything to go back in time and have one last cuddle with their baby. I know I...

carrust

The...

...debate on moving staircases is escalating....

Peaspeculiars

Mama! You No Never Believe It!

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Catholic Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was quite understandably nervous. However, her...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. The sky is clear and the moon and stars are shining. Makes a nice change! :o} Ireland did the job and are the Six Nations Champions! Much celebrating was undertaken. :o} Have a happy day...

atalanta

Warning

Sorry, I should have warned you before - you mustn't go to the Forum today. I hope noone has been there and been assassinated...

excelsior-1

Formula One

just catching up with recorded highlights of qualifying session interesting changes you engines, fuel and bodywork why will the last race be worth double points?...

marval

Groan

There was this troupe of dancers that traveled around the country dancing in clubs and theatres. They were called the Steppers. At one club, the Steppers did such a good job of pulling in patrons that...

BlueToffee

Morning All

A late start for this thread today! Hope your weekend will be a good one. We are off house hunting again today, then tomorrow off to Merseyside for great nephew's 18th followed by 3 days in sunny...

Buenchico

For Fellow Cat Lovers

For Wolf63, Nungate, Seekerz, et al: As requested by some of you, here are a few pictures of my little darlings. Simply click on the first thumbnail to make it bigger and then keep clicking on each...

Peaspeculiars

The Atheist And The Bear...

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking...

albaqwerty

My One Day Of Work

So after landing m new job as an Asda greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman...

maggiebee

Diagnosis

A young doctor had moved out to a small Community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to...

Georgiesmum

Hobbies

D o you have a hobby? Doyou collect anything for a hobby?

mrs_overall

Just For Fun - Thursday

Today's challenge is to take a famous name, character, book or film (I am being generous to you this morning) and change it slightly to incorporate an illness, disease or medicine. I'll start with One...

marval

Reasons For Not Much Sex

HUSBAND: To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of...

excelsior-1

Feel Even More Proud Than Normal This Evening

just got back from my regular blood donor session - this was donation number 75 so i shall be trading in my gold (50) donor card for an emerald one...

askyourgran

Early Morning Sex........

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away Kate went to visit her 95 year old grandmother to comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died her grandmother replied "He had a...

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