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Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday! :o} One more day to crunch time in the Six Nations. :o} Some theivin' git has nicked all the fog. Bless 'em! Might even see Ol' Sol today. That would be nice. Yesterday driving from here to...

Ric.ror

Tony Benn Rip

End of an era ?

Tilly2

According To My Pedometer

I have done 15037 steps today. I hope you are all impressed!

emmie

Amazing Paralympians

just brilliant when you think how hard these sports are for able bodied folk, mega hats off to them....

wendilla

For Spacestation Followers

Don't forget channel 4tonight showing how the astronauts live and work on the Spacestation .

sunny-dave

The Deed Is Done

After much hivvering and hovvering (and, more importantly, after a stunning hour on a test bike) I've ordered the new beast. Due for delivery on Maundy Thursday ... just pray for a dry Easter Weekend...

cupid04

Gym.

Two guys meet at the gym for their weekly work-out. 'What on earth happened to you?' the first guy gasps, staring at his friend's black eye. 'Well,' his friend explains. 'Promise me you won't laugh,...

cupid04

Not Tonight........

A woman is suffering from a headache and decides to get an early night. Her husband follows her to bed with other ideas. 'Pssst...........' the husband whispers as he snuggles up to his wife. 'Did you...

marval

How Beautiful Is The World?

Has anybody seen these? I think they are amazing. http://www.tickld.com/x/30-photos-of-earth-that-will-blow-your-mind...

2sp_

Pet Names

Following on from a serious thread in B&S, I was just wondering if anyone has any objections to others calling them by generic pet names? I can't stand being called Hun, Babe or Love. Not too fond of...

RATTER15

I Stand No Chance!!!

http://www.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand...

Groupie

I Must Confess, I Nearly Wept When I Read This Lovely Moving Story?

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and...

mikey4444

Apparently Disgusting Behaviour From A Deputy Speaker.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-26541829 All that is being reported in Court seems little short of disgraceful. Evans is having the appearance of being a dangerously out of control sex...

marval

Confused Patient

After returning home from an examination, a young blonde woman phoned her Gynaecologist and asked. "Doctor, would you see if by chance I left my underwear in your office?" He looked in the examining...

excelsior-1

There Has Not Been......

......one visitor yet, to my new window mounted bird feeder...

lady-janine

Reasons To Feel Lucky

two days of sunshine and the daffodils in the garden are bursting into bloom, as are the celandines and i found a small primrose plant flowering this morning. a friend from my early teens has just...

Ann

Why Is It? ......

Why is it ................ That the very day you decide to "slob out" with no make up on and wearing old jeans - a houseproud, stylish, much older friend decides to pop in and see you! GRRR! ;) After...

piggynose

A Letter Of Complaint To The Bank... I Hope Its True

... The followingletter is from a seventy-eight-year-old woman, writing to her bank manager (who was so impressed he sent it to The Times). Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque,...

mikey4444

Another Greedy Banker Throws His Toys Out Of The Pram.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-26525590 This Bank is forecast to lose £2bn this year ! I simply can't see why we should be held to ransom by these greedy people. If he wants to resign, then let...

gness

I'm Waiting For A Call On My Mobile.

Because I am gardening, have no pockets and won't hear it anyway I have stuck the phone in my knickers...... Anyone watch Mrs Brown's Boys?.......☺...

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