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Term For A Group Of Foxes

I have found a few terms, so just need your opinions as to which to use: Skulk Cloud Troop Company Leash Earth...

My daughter is in hospital and asked me to bring in her mobile phone today. Her bedroom is a typical teenage mess (why use a wardrobe and drawers when there is a perfectly good floor?) I have spend a...

LochNessMonster

Are You Named After Someone Or Somewhere ?

I'm named after Loch Ness in Inverness where I hide sometimes, what about you ABers ? I was to be called Tuesday as after in was born Mammy Nessie said to my Dad "Lets call it a day" ? Nessie LNM...

trt

Getting Into Heaven........

Getting Into Heaven When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise , God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their...

excelsior-1

With Respects To Mrs_O And Boxtops

after the overwhelming responses to the thread changing names to animals shall we try well known persons and characters past & present, also fellow AB'ers whose names can be modified to food and...

berniecuddles

Kittens Ears Wriggle!

ah bless!!...

mrs_overall

Just For Fun - Sunday

Today's challenge is to take a name and change it to incorporate some form of plant life. My starter is Gladioli Knight and the Pips

queenofmean

Excited..

....I have a date on Saturday :) wooo :)...

Steve.5

Oh Dear ;

A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In...

boxtops

Where Are The Wispa Golds?

I love Wispa Gold gooey choc bars, but I've not been able to get them locally for the last few weeks. Anyone else got any, please?!

Georgiesmum

What Is Your Favourite Chocolate Bar?

Personally i think Kit-Kats are hard to beat....

Quoi

All In The Timing..

Kens wife called him into the Kitchen one morning and demanded that he made love to her immediately. After insisting on exactly 2 minutes of foreplay they made love right there on the Kitchen floor....

Dee Sa

Housework Love It Or Hate It ?

when I had hubby ill and two dogs & a cat I used to get up at 6am daily and give the house a thorough clean before anyone else stirred. Now its just me & the cat, I do minimum daily but when I know...

mrs_overall

Just For Fun

Can you think of a well known person or character and change their name to incorporate an animal? For example - Hercule Parrot (This idea was shamelessly stolen from Boxtops) Over to you lot....

albaqwerty

Family Chuckles

SEX AT 73 I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same...

anneasquith

I Am ,,,,,

going to be a grandmother. :)

Ric.ror

Sky/bt/virgin

Oh its all very confusing At the moment we have Sky with the Sports package but I am thinking of changing next season to BT as they seem to have more premier league matches. But then there is Virgin...

AB Editor

CAKE WON! What Is The Oddest Thing You Would Do For A Cake?

To celebrate our fast approaching 1000th Facebook "Like" we've decided to run a little competition with our friends at CAKE. The Prize! We're offering you the chance to win either a 2-tier celebration...

marval

Two For The Oldies

It was the custom at a retirement home to pair the old couples, and then send them out for dinner and a movie, or other entertainment. This one night, John who was 84, was paired with Jill who was 86....