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gness

From Beyond The Grave.

MrG had a large stamp collection......must do something with them. Yesterday I moved them then found one that had fallen on the floor. It was a large stamp.....Hungarian I think.....depicting an...
16:55 Fri 28th Feb 201447 answers, last by tonyav 23:42 Fri 28th Feb 2014
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Ann

What A Waste!

Anyone tried to melt a bar of Galaxy milk chocolate to use for topping a cake? First I tried to melt it just for a very short time in the microwave, only half seemed to have melted so I took it out...
16:29 Fri 28th Feb 201416 answers, last by bloomwood 00:15 Sat 01st Mar 2014
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Ann

Happy Birthday To Wharton

Have a great birthday x
01:03 Fri 28th Feb 201438 answers, last by Wharton 03:33 Mon 03rd Mar 2014
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slinky.kate

Dinner In The Oven

I have made lentil soup,lasagne and plum and cinnamon crumble.
15:13 Fri 28th Feb 201423 answers, last by nazia08 08:41 Fri 07th Mar 2014
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Tilly2

Spurs Are On The Television Tonight

so it looks like another evening on AB for me, after dinner. I hope all my chatterbank friends are about....
20:59 Thu 27th Feb 201463 answers, last by Psybbo 23:37 Thu 27th Feb 2014
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excelsior-1

What Would Be......

.....your choice of flavour, if you had the chance to suggest a new ice cream flavour?...
20:30 Thu 27th Feb 201444 answers, last by Tissy 12:12 Fri 28th Feb 2014
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oldmisery

Nag Nag Nag

An attorney arrived home late after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for his client. His last minute plea for clemency had failed and he was worn out and depressed. As soon as he...
12:33 Thu 27th Feb 20142 answers, last by marval 18:00 Thu 27th Feb 2014
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Groupie

Well I Smiled

Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching...
16:06 Thu 27th Feb 20147 answers, last by marval 18:03 Thu 27th Feb 2014
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Tilly2

Who Has A Drink At Hand At The Moment?

I have a really light rose in my glass. What are you drinking? If at all.
22:45 Wed 26th Feb 201469 answers, last by boxtops 00:38 Thu 27th Feb 2014
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moonraker558

Some Highbrow Internet Humor

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see...
21:37 Wed 26th Feb 201414 answers, last by Mojo-Jo-Jo 22:52 Wed 26th Feb 2014
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emmie

Do Things Irritate You

i have some pet dislikes, i would say hate, but perhaps that's too strong, but one thing irks me no end, is people who leave bags on seats on public transport, despite polite entreaties to be able to...
20:52 Wed 26th Feb 201481 answers, last by emmie 14:56 Fri 28th Feb 2014
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Ann

Has He Heard An Ab Joke?

Just brilliant picture LOL :)) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2568268/Share-joke-Seal-doubles-laughter-photographer-snaps-picture-Whitley-Bay.html...
16:34 Wed 26th Feb 20146 answers, last by giveup 16:41 Wed 26th Feb 2014
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AndiFlatland

Another Day, Another Chicken, Another Road,,,

Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? To get to the same side....
00:42 Wed 26th Feb 20142 answers, last by roger 03:41 Thu 27th Feb 2014
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maggiebee

Valerie

The madam opened the brothel door in Salt Lake City and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?," she asked. The man replied,...
21:30 Tue 25th Feb 20143 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:52 Tue 25th Feb 2014
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joggerjayne

The Para Games Are ...

The Para Games are being trailered on Channel 4. I'm getting excited again. Things are looking up. More winter sports on the telly. Woo Hooooooo !!!!!!!...
23:04 Tue 25th Feb 201413 answers, last by joggerjayne 23:53 Tue 25th Feb 2014
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paulllambert

Paddy Opens A Fast Food Restaurant

The phone rings on opening night. Paddy: hello Michael: hello, do you sell pizza? Paddy: we do Michael: what toppings do you have? Paddy: we do cheese, tomato, mushrooms, ham, salami, pepperoni and...
17:51 Tue 25th Feb 20145 answers, last by zebo 20:04 Tue 25th Feb 2014
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queenofmean

This Is Becoming A Bit Of A Problem

I have been a Diabetic for the last 23 years. I have never been a fan of needles and things but I know I must to my injections. But I dream about every second night that I am trying to do my injection...
18:19 Tue 25th Feb 20148 answers, last by queenofmean 18:57 Tue 25th Feb 2014
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marval

Another Pun Here

One day, two hillbillies saw something that looked like a Bigfoot. He was all hairy except he had a sharp horn on top of his head. "What the hell is that thing", the first hillbilly asked. "I think...
15:48 Tue 25th Feb 201425 answers, last by marval 18:54 Tue 25th Feb 2014
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marval

Three Groans

This English landlady had a couple of struggling poets for tenants. When the poor fellows got behind in their rent, and the landlady was unable to have them evicted, she decided to murder them. She...
16:38 Tue 25th Feb 20142 answers, last by bookbinder 16:40 Tue 25th Feb 2014
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marval

Slight Response

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the...
18:06 Mon 24th Feb 20142 answers, last by pixie373 20:25 Mon 24th Feb 2014

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