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Let It Rip!

This one is from Facebook............ This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning...

gness

Tony

You're slacking......if this link works!

Peaspeculiars

Scouse Eggs...

Two Scousers riding along the East Lancs Road on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells...

SpikeyBush

Oops!

Little Jenny in the class of 5-year-olds was wriggling about in her seat. The teacher asked what was wrong. "I've wet my knickers" Jenny replies rather gingerly. "UNDERWEAR!" the teacher shouts back....

excelsior-1

Thoroughly Merited

dame Helen Mirren receives BAFTA fellowship...

Caran

Sing A Long Time

enjoyed this one!

Ninnynanny

Help Needed Please.

Q. Small part in Taxi Answer, 3 words, (5,2,4) answer must contain the word DAN. Thank you.

giveup

What A Lovely Day Today

Blue sky,sunshine, warm enough to sit in the conservatory with the windows open. What a difference a day makes....

queenofmean

Have Came To The Conclusion

my red boots are lucky!! I had THE best driving lesson today and I'm very proud it went well. Do you have something you consider lucky if so what is it?...

Peaspeculiars

Ever Lied Because You Missed An Exam Due To A Hangover..? Think Again...

At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry. They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester.These four friends...

pugthedog

Emmerdale

why didn't they leave chas in the jungle

marval

A Gift For The Teacher

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet it's some flowers!" "That's...

factor-fiction

Will It Ever Stop Raining

Woke up to a lovely sunny morning so after waiting an hour to check it was staying fine I put a quick clothes wash on- but as soon as the wash finished the blue skies turned to grey and down came the...

Quoi

Oh No! I Am Going To Miss My Little Buddy....

Just need an outlet...... my poor cat has been found flat out next to his food bowl. It looks like he may have choked on his food because there were absolutely no other signs of ill health - only...