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Just A Few Laughs

A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame. I put some body spray on last night, but I only managed to pull Anne Robinson. It must have been the weakest Lynx. My best mate is called...

joggerjayne

Winter Games Day -1

Woooooo Hooooooooo !!!!!!!!! THIS IS IT! Officially Day -1, but actually the first day of the Games, with the Snowboard Slopestyle qualification taking place from 6.00am our time. Come on Team GB COME...

cupid04

Goodnight Wharton.

Good night Good cop.xx

Canary42

Mr Spock Has Smoking-Related Disease In Spite Of Having Given Up 30 Years Ago.

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/leonard-nimoy-has-chronic-lung-disease-194456920.html In spite of giving up smoking 30 years ago, Leonard Nimoy has developed smoking-related disease. Sad news indeed. I...

Tilly2

Let's Do Gorgeous Women As Well

My vote, Debbie Harry Vivienne Leigh....

sacha.86

Hello

hi there. i'm just saying hello. Kaiden xxx

Caran

Where Is Everyone

Am I the only one still awake?

excelsior-1

Ouch!!

just got back from the dentist with a large filling mouth very numb - wallet £56 lighter...

Messalina

Oh Yuk.

Smoke just brought me a dead mouse. And buried it in my lovely black wool shawl on the sofa. Thanks, Smoke.

phleb

Four Weeks To Go

Is there anything I can do to speed things up? or have an easy labour. I'm going for vbac, and I am pretty sure its not going to be straight forward, although I hope it will. When is it safe for the...

koster

Film Lid On Packaged Food Swelling Up

If you've got some pre-packaged food in a plastic container with a film lid, stored in the fridge, and the film lid has risen up as though there's more air inside - is this a sign it isn't safe to...

2sp_

Cold

I have a stinking cold. I know that I just have to ride it out, and that there is no cure for the common cold, but is there really anything that I can take to make me feel just a little bit more...

giveup

Just Checking Its Not A One Off.

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best...

giveup

Hope This Works (First Time I've Tried This)

Subject: Frozen cows A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his cows frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues. It had been a bitterly cold...

AndiFlatland

Another Doctor Joke:

A man goes into the doctor's surgery, and says "Doctor, I'm having terrible trouble saying F's and TH's". The doctor thinks about this for a moment, then fixes the man with a wicked grin, and says...

AndiFlatland

Jesus Was Not The First Son Of God...

Most people don't know this, but Jesus was not the first son of God - he was actually the seventh. Before Jesus, there was Asus, Besus, Cesus... you can see where this one's going. Not my joke - it's...

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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maggieriorda

Anagram

An anagram of well known political figure six letters first name, six letters surname R N E L K E A L M E G A...

clivebeca

What Happened On 3Rd Feb. 1959?

"The Day the Music Died" 55 years ago tomorrow - When the World said goodbye Buddy. Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, JP [Big Bopper] Richardson and Pilot Roger Peterson, died in a plane crash over Mason...

butterfly.

Wonga.......

Does anyone have any ideas on what corporate social responsibility challenges wonga or any payday loan company faces?...

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