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magpie

Pitcherwits

i can't make out the sign under portrait 1ac good for character (not for turns) 4,7 w???, ??????d thanks
19:29 Fri 31st Jan 20142 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:33 Fri 31st Jan 2014
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Ric.ror

Tea

What are you having? I'm having lamb meatballs in a rich tomato sauce, some kind of potato I made and cauliflower cheese...
19:14 Fri 31st Jan 201422 answers, last by ferlew 22:45 Fri 31st Jan 2014
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marval

Sex? A Man's Translation

"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired." = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd...
18:56 Fri 31st Jan 20143 answers, last by pixie373 19:35 Fri 31st Jan 2014
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boxtops

Three Wet Cats....

....have just come in for their tea, here comes the wind and rain, it's lashing down out there!
18:26 Fri 31st Jan 20149 answers, last by boxtops 20:23 Fri 31st Jan 2014
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marval

Read All About It

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers. Yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the...
18:17 Fri 31st Jan 20142 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:20 Fri 31st Jan 2014
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Tilly2

A Little Treat

Every Friday, when I go food shopping, I always buy myself a bunch of flowers. Nothing expensive, no more that a fiver. I love having flowers in the house and consider it money well spent but,...
15:05 Fri 31st Jan 2014133 answers, last by gness 23:24 Fri 31st Jan 2014
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cupid04

Birthday Present.

Phil is telling Dan about his wife's birthday. 'I got her a vibrator, he says. 'Really?' Dan replies, surprised. 'And did she like your present?' 'I don't think so' Phil says. 'She's done nothing but...
00:23 Fri 31st Jan 20143 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:16 Fri 31st Jan 2014
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cupid04

Why?

Q] Why is pregnancy like the disruption caused by snow? A] All it takes is a few inches!...
00:58 Fri 31st Jan 20145 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:14 Fri 31st Jan 2014
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AB Editor

We're Looking For A Logo For Chinese New Year, It's The Year Of The Horse

We're thinking this is probably the best way to combine horses and dragons: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SnzVcOuj2t0/T9It7MXt31I/AAAAAAAAAFw/QOwTJLjyCuk/s400/image001.jpg Or we could go for this:...
09:46 Thu 30th Jan 201447 answers, last by Wharton 16:24 Fri 31st Jan 2014
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merylpeep

Blonde On A Plane

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE...
21:35 Thu 30th Jan 20142 answers, last by pixie373 23:54 Thu 30th Jan 2014
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gness

The Logo

I like it and have filled it in.....☺
13:49 Wed 29th Jan 201450 answers, last by cupid04 22:17 Wed 29th Jan 2014
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Georgiesmum

Its My Birthday Today!

Its my birthday today and my lounge looks like a florist's shop. I am so lucky having such good friends and family!
09:30 Wed 29th Jan 201447 answers, last by vakayu 19:42 Wed 29th Jan 2014
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Butterbun

This Time Last Year

I became an AB member. Yes, one year today. I have to say I have enjoyed most of the chatter, the jokes, and gleaned information from the gardening, and the food and drink section too. I have spent...
01:45 Wed 29th Jan 201417 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:22 Wed 29th Jan 2014
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marval

What Not To Call Your Dog

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or something like that. I called mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I...
20:08 Tue 28th Jan 20145 answers, last by daftgrandad 10:00 Wed 29th Jan 2014
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marval

Doggy Definitions

LEAD: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly...
18:19 Tue 28th Jan 20142 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 19:47 Tue 28th Jan 2014
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maggiebee

Crossed Wires

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell you what happened....
17:25 Tue 28th Jan 20149 answers, last by marval 17:54 Tue 28th Jan 2014
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sunny-dave

Your Love Life Revealed ...

... pick up the book nearest to you - turn to page 45 - the first sentence will supposedly reveal all about your current love life. This is, of course, a load of old cock ... ... but mine says : "But...
17:17 Tue 28th Jan 201476 answers, last by EDDIE51 00:23 Wed 29th Jan 2014
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marval

Wake Up

A man was sleeping soundly when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!" The man had gone through this same scenario almost every night of his marriage, and he knew that the...
19:26 Mon 27th Jan 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 16:53 Tue 28th Jan 2014
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lady-janine

Flippin' 'eck

there i am, minding my own business and trying to find out something about the stockton and darlington railway when the whole screen is covered by an advert inviting me to join: [I]sex land[I] really...
17:35 Mon 27th Jan 201434 answers, last by tonyav 19:45 Mon 27th Jan 2014
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DestressTermly

The I 906 Monday January 27Th 2014

8 across. Relish components of mistreatment (8,6,8). The answer was Thousand Island Dressing. I understand that thousand island dressing is a relish, but beyond that I am struggling to understand the...
18:09 Mon 27th Jan 20146 answers, last by pixie373 18:15 Mon 27th Jan 2014

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