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Can I Put My Scan Picture On Here

I would love to show you guys, and let you guess the sex? I don't know how to though, and if I am allowed?

B****y Adverts!

advertising breaks are getting longer and more frequent than ever ---- four breaks inside a one hour programme i have just timed one break at five minutes, and it cut in while the opening credits were...

berniecuddles

Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale....!!

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "will you marry me" The girl said "NO" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf everyday and drank a...

marval

Little Johnny Again

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable. "Jane, Do you...

yansee

Two Irishmen

Paddy told Mick he`d broken into a shop and stole six photos worth a fortune,he said the cheapest one was £180,000,Mick said "Paddy you fecking eejit you broke into an estate agents"....

Spoonboy

All In A Name

Hello Abers one and all: I have a new quest for you. On a thread I came up with an anagram of Nigel Farage = gen fail, rage. For a Spoony, how many *ahem* celebrities can you think of where their...

giveup

Searching The House.

Can't find any sweets or chocolate,really fancy some.

springbulb81

Jurassic Park Query

So a mosquito gets fossilized in tree sap which had bitten a dinosaur a few minutes earlier thus preserving the blood and DNA. Ok - surely all they would be able to do is re-creat the species of...

Bazile

Snooker

1. Where does Ronnie O'Sullivan rank compared with the likes of Steve Davis , Steven Hendry , in your opinion ? 2. In a game in the final , the pink spot was unavailable , as was all the other spots ,...

gness

Co-Op Offer

The Co-op is giving away vouchers worth £5 on a minimum spend of £20. I shall spend £60 this week in three shopping trips so £15 to put to some wine....☺...

sportsnut

Can You Help Name This Lady Writer

literature. no.9 http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/leisure/superbrain/ its driving us mad the mrs keeps saying it on the tip of her tounge...

Sir Alec

I'm A Sea Otter

https://apps.facebook.com/spirit-animal-uk/?utm_source=gpeace&utm_medium=em&utm_campaign=spiritanimal2 A bit of fun for a Sunday afternoon!...

Ric.ror

Argos Sale

How many sales do Argos have each year? I'm might be interested in a baby travel system but I might not. There is one reduced but I don't need to get it until end of May...

Tilly2

I Have Loads To Do Today

so why am I sitting here with my third cup of tea?

jd_1984

Key To A Successful Marriage

So, this is the year I get married to my amazing girl. 16 weeks to go!!! I adore her and respect her infinitely but I know the journey we are about to embark on will not be without its hurdles. So my...

marval

Old Man

There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain and thunder. Two young men ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, and finally reached their car just as...

Tilly2

Anyone Fancy A Natter?

or a bit of nonsense?...

Zacs-Master

Breaking Wind

If you had to liken your last one to a film, what would it be.... For me... Gone in 60 seconds....

stewey

Happy Anniversary

...to Henry and Elizabeth. Let's send them a bouquet of roses.

joggerjayne

Going To The Shops

Do we still get pleasure from going out to the shops? Having some fresh air, and talking to a real, live shop keeper? I never have a newspaper delivered, because I like to walk down to East Street,...

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