Well I have had the most splendiferous Christmas / birthday...my belly is full of plumptiousness...Santa has been very good to me , I have had a day with dad that ,this time last year , I didn't think...
I'm off to Edinburgh with Mrs Nessie to bring in the New Year on Princes Street. She has recover from her cancer and radiotherapy see's the surgeon in January again. Tail crossed ? And I hope you have...
Made my final call at 7pm to make sure our client was well and took his meds. Nobody had been to see him all day, apart from me at noon. No Xmas lunch as such, so I phoned my wife and she knocked him...
This is a stairy fory. Tonce upon a wime there was a gritty little pearl named Prinderella. She lived with her two sisty uglers and her nicked wepstother. She weaned the clindows, flubbed the scores...
(To the tune of "Good King Wenceslas) Christmas morning down the pub Getting drunk and perky While the missus stays at home Trying to cook the turkey Got thrown out at closing time Head in need of...
To the tune of "The Day We Went To Bangor" Didn't we have A lovely time At the office Christmas party Drunk as a skunk On some 'orrible plonk Donated by the Sales Director Dancing up close And eyeing...
i know i'm not the first to do this - but what the heck
finally finished work until friday afternoon, so now i can relax
i wish you all a very merry christmas...
I wish to send to all my fellow AB ers an extra special wish for a very merry...peaceful Christmas and a happy healthy and prosperous New year. For those who are facing a Christmas without their loved...
First of all Merry Christmas one and all.Trish and I don't go out so it's the T.V. for us.Just been watching Fantasia I love Micky in the Sorcerers Apprentice and the Dance of the Hours with the...
I was watching Match of the day on Saturday night when the wife said "Are you coming up to bed darling, I fancy sex?" I replied "Sure, I'll be up a soon as the footy has finished." "Great.. " she...
My electrics keep blowing so...... Thank you all for the fun...banter....teasing and support over the past year. I don't know how I found AB but thank god I did....you have filled the gap left by MrG...
What do you want for Christmas ? a woman asks her man. 'Something to wear, and a little something to play with', he replies. On Christmas morning he eagerly unwraps his gift...... a pair of trousers...