The impotent bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn't want his wife to know about it. The doctor prescribes it for him, he heads to the pharmacist, who fills the...
i posted on here a couple of weeks ago that my dad had been diagnosed with cancer. He went to hospital today for the results of his cat scan, the good news is they caught the cancer before it spread,...
"I'm so worried," the elderly patient said as the nurse plumped up his pillows. "Last week, I read about a man who was in the hospital because of heart trouble, and he died of malaria." "Relax," the...
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asks a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replies with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"...
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...
...outside your place right now? I'm being subjected to the whining of chainsaws and the coughing of a wood-chipper. The City is doing some major trimming of trees, and they're not Christmas trees....
I'm facing a dilemma here. We've been going out for about a year and we are in Junior High School. Last year I got him some candy, but we had only been going out for a few weeks back then. I want to...
After Maggie's brilliant Tommy Cooper jokes here is Tim Vine. "So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with...
I have some odd habits when eating food. Nothing disgusting just my little ways. I really do not know why I do it and until recently never even thought about it. But over the last few years I have...
