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marval

For Any Trekkies Out There

I thought you might like this Trekkie Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas on the Enterprise-D, On a routine short hop to Starbase 03, With Data on duty in the command chair, At Warp 6, the...
14:40 Sat 14th Dec 20139 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:16 Tue 17th Dec 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Triggerhappy 16 Dec

Have a great day Trigs! x
01:05 Mon 16th Dec 201334 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:45 Mon 16th Dec 2013
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Barmaid

Rip Joby

Not everyone will remember her but there used to be a lady by the name of Joby who posted in here. Some of us kept in touch with her. I am sorry to say that news has reached me that she died last...
21:22 Mon 16th Dec 201320 answers, last by snags 09:56 Tue 17th Dec 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Chuckfickens

Have a great birthday X
01:06 Mon 16th Dec 201331 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:58 Mon 16th Dec 2013
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marval

Hole

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the...
23:01 Sun 15th Dec 20133 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:54 Mon 16th Dec 2013
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queenofmean

Oh Happy Days

Just left the eye hospital can't see a thing but they are very pleased and definitely no more laser - yiiiiiippppppeeeeeee. Dr was very nice too (makes a change) Hope you are all well...
16:54 Mon 16th Dec 201313 answers, last by queenofmean 18:40 Mon 16th Dec 2013
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Tilly2

I Am Cooking A Rissotto

it's a very delicate operation. Excuse me if I keep disappearing to add a ladle.
20:08 Sun 15th Dec 201372 answers, last by pixie373 23:02 Sun 15th Dec 2013
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gness

Christmas Greetings From

MrsO who went on holiday courtesy of the NHS and some blue flashing lights a week ago......and is still there, quite poorly but..... She hopes to make it home by Christmas and sends you all her very...
20:11 Sun 15th Dec 201364 answers, last by gness 12:58 Mon 16th Dec 2013
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sp1814

And Now Peter O'toole.

...raise a glass - he was a total geezer in Lawrence Of Arabia.
19:18 Sun 15th Dec 201342 answers, last by emmie 17:40 Mon 16th Dec 2013
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Tilly2

Ideas For Christmas Presents For Our Ab Colleagues?

What would you buy for whom.....and why? I'd buy Gness a bicycle puncture repair kit because it's bound to come in handy one day. I'd buy minty one of those twirly garden soil breaker upper whatsits,...
16:49 Sun 15th Dec 2013299 answers, last by boxtops 17:06 Tue 17th Dec 2013
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Steve.5

Christmas Themed Music Group Film People Etc

eg: (Robbie Coltrane) CRACKER ROBIN Hood CAROL Smillie...
16:16 Sat 14th Dec 2013100 answers, last by Steve.5 22:28 Sat 21st Dec 2013
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jane mark 2

Quiz Question

What is a matriarchal animal? no number of letters or clues
13:32 Sun 15th Dec 201310 answers, last by shaneystar2 15:27 Sun 15th Dec 2013
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maggiebee

Implants

The first woman to have a wooden breast implant had a successful operation last night..... It would be great if this joke had a punchline............ Wooden tit...
13:11 Sun 15th Dec 20133 answers, last by jim360 11:31 Mon 16th Dec 2013
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queenofmean

Caption Competition December 15Th

Last one for this weekend folks Good Luck http://www.deshow.net/funny/2008/perfect_camouflage.html#pic...
02:03 Sun 15th Dec 201311 answers, last by queenofmean 23:25 Sun 15th Dec 2013
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Saturday..quiet outside no gales yet ! Hope all is well where you are ! Xx
06:41 Sat 14th Dec 2013166 answers, last by Slapshot 09:37 Sat 14th Dec 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Society Dec 14Th

Have a great birthday!
01:10 Sat 14th Dec 201313 answers, last by DTCwordfan 12:12 Sat 14th Dec 2013
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phleb

Thank You To All Of You

That have helped me in difficult times, i don't know if i could have coped with this year and the recent events. With your help, i have always had someone to discuss my problems with, and felt better...
22:31 Fri 13th Dec 201315 answers, last by lady-janine 00:43 Sat 14th Dec 2013
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davethefrog

Is It Alright To Wish

everybody a very happy Christmas...
22:16 Fri 13th Dec 201317 answers, last by davethefrog 23:08 Fri 13th Dec 2013
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Tilly2

I've Got The Obscene Fat Bloke Again!

He keeps smiling at me from the left and the right. Mr Tilly said, 'If I get like that, shoot me please'...
20:39 Fri 13th Dec 201314 answers, last by Tilly2 20:55 Fri 13th Dec 2013
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giveup

Lost My Watch Today

Searched the house,eventually found it. On my wrist. Oh dear!!!
20:42 Fri 13th Dec 20138 answers, last by Brenden 20:59 Fri 13th Dec 2013

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