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Steve.5

My Daughter Sam Has Just Recieved A Lovely Xmas Surprise

Just chillin with a few beers listening to Spencer Davis/ Steve Windwodd. Thomas Cook have given her Fuerteventura in April. Today she recieved an email Can you make it on January 8th. I`m trying to...
22:50 Sun 22nd Dec 201312 answers, last by Jeza 00:25 Mon 23rd Dec 2013
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Maydup

Cross Your Sprouts

Do you? Cross your sprouts? I always do but read that there's no need to, so why do we cut a cross in them?...
20:44 Sun 22nd Dec 201330 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:11 Mon 23rd Dec 2013
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queenofmean

Caption Competition December 22Nd

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23:57 Sat 21st Dec 201311 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:27 Sun 22nd Dec 2013
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queenofmean

Caption Competition December 21St

Good Evening Folks....that time again Good Luck http://www.wallcg.com/stormtroopers-funny-present-christmas-gifts-order-66-10921/...
00:05 Sat 21st Dec 201319 answers, last by DaisyNonna 18:50 Sat 21st Dec 2013
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Slapshot

Ducks

A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex viz you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge 20 an hour.' '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she...
05:26 Fri 20th Dec 201325 answers, last by frozengal 05:45 Sat 21st Dec 2013
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Steve.5

The Alternative 12 Days Of Christmas

La Conte, Theiry & Paul = 3 French HENS...
21:38 Fri 20th Dec 201319 answers, last by jeffa 23:51 Fri 20th Dec 2013
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bhg481

Write A Gramatically Correct Sentence

Write a gramatically correct and meaningful sentence containing the word "and" as 5 consecutive words. eg some words and and and and and some more words....
18:40 Fri 20th Dec 201326 answers, last by factor-fiction 20:18 Fri 20th Dec 2013
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cupid04

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas and happy new year one and all. Love cupid04. xx...
15:50 Fri 20th Dec 201328 answers, last by cupid04 22:01 Thu 26th Dec 2013
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TWR

Not Preaching.

Just remember,the police are on the ball this year, they are stopping motorists like they are going out of fashion around our area.
20:36 Thu 19th Dec 201314 answers, last by ToraToraTora 14:29 Fri 20th Dec 2013
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marval

Sporting

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me....
23:40 Wed 18th Dec 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:17 Thu 19th Dec 2013
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SlackAlice

Nurses Don't Laugh

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to...
16:20 Thu 19th Dec 20136 answers, last by anneasquith 00:37 Fri 20th Dec 2013
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yelenots

Elderly Dying.......

My Mum is 90 years old, in a nursing home, and has now stopped eating and drinking and I have been told she doesn't have long. How long can she live without drinking or eating? At my wits end here,...
18:27 Thu 19th Dec 201363 answers, last by pips1 12:56 Sun 22nd Dec 2013
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slinky.kate

Happy Feet 2

I might be an old thing but I love the happy feet films,so funny.whats your fav.xmas ones.?
14:58 Thu 19th Dec 201318 answers, last by tonyav 22:50 Thu 19th Dec 2013
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Coldicote

Christmas Alone

Having no close family I've spent Chrismas alone for many years, but receive several cards, good wishes and some presents. Are any other ABers in a similar situation and what do you do at Christmas? I...
17:03 Thu 19th Dec 201316 answers, last by seadogg 22:18 Sat 21st Dec 2013
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albaqwerty

All I'd Like For Xmas

is a black wheelie bin. I might have to steal Boo's :-D Oh, one other thing, for me emails to behave. Simple things.... Anything on your wish list?...
15:57 Thu 19th Dec 201326 answers, last by Slapshot 04:01 Fri 20th Dec 2013
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wendilla

Spacestation Sighting Over The Uk This Evening

6 01 pm for 2 mins WSW departing SE No hope here it is raining ....
17:59 Wed 18th Dec 20135 answers, last by belrec 14:08 Thu 19th Dec 2013
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marval

Be Honest

A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside. There was nothing in sight and nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with two doors reading, "Over 35" and...
17:45 Wed 18th Dec 20133 answers, last by Butterbun 17:52 Wed 18th Dec 2013
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queenofmean

Have You Anything

stronger than orange juice....I think I need some. Avon delivery man didn't deliver my books Avon themselves were not help at all. Gran went missing and thankfully has been found Had a monumental...
11:46 Tue 17th Dec 201322 answers, last by queenofmean 19:24 Tue 17th Dec 2013
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excelsior-1

That's Donation Number 74 Done

just been to give blood feel proud to do so - as always...
18:18 Tue 17th Dec 201322 answers, last by tonyav 21:57 Tue 17th Dec 2013
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wendilla

Spacestation Sighting Over The Uk This Evening

1st sighting 5 12 pm for 4 mins SW departing E 2nd sighting 6 49 pm for 1 min W departing W Could be lucky tonight as clear sky and sun today....
17:13 Tue 17th Dec 20138 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:35 Tue 17th Dec 2013

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