A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with Rum, Vodka, or Whiskey. New Years...
Last night somebody broke into my garage, they took a motocross bike and a remote control car and a load of tools. Gained entry through a side window, daughters car was parked in front of the garage,...
Morning all from a rather chilly Manchester. What has everyone got planned for today? I'm having a lazy morning watching old CSI Vegas episodes then am heading into town for a read of my book in a...
Good Evening and welcome to tonights Mad Over Fifties Club. All of us at Nungate Towers hope you had a lovely Christmas. Igor is on annual leave this weekend, he should be with us next week. After...
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.. After years and years of torment, Onestone...
Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Now, her mother couldn't buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave...
This statement will not surprise many of you, I know! I have somehow ended up hosting a NYE dinner party, I must have been either drunk or distracted to agree to this!!! Anyway, the party will be...
To say I hope you all had a lovely Christmas and that I am taking a short break from my weekend Caption Competition - I'll pick it up again the weekend after new year.
Queenie xx...
A sister from a local convent became a Certified Public Accountant to help small shop owners manage their finances better.
Her title: "Nun of Your Business."...
The husband was furious when he found out their bank account was empty. When he confronted his wife, she simply said, "It's my turn." "What do you mean, your turn?" yelled the husband. "In bed," she...
I asked about changing a king size duvet cover on my own and was given a lot of good advice. Thank you. My dilema this time is shelling / peeling hard boiled eggs. I never eat eggs but I am trying to...
After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she had been stood up. She changed from her dinner dress into pyjamas’ and slippers, made herself a coffee and...