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marval

Newly Wed 3

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon get to the hotel room. When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess. The husband says, "I will love you no matter what it is, tell...
00:06 Mon 27th Jan 20142 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:52 Mon 27th Jan 2014
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McMouse

A Love Story

Alan and Sandra lived on a cove at Gull Lake Alberta. It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over. Alan asked Sandra if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to...
11:02 Mon 27th Jan 20149 answers, last by Baldric 18:33 Mon 27th Jan 2014
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queenofmean

To All

just to those who have been following Ricky's progress with me there has been an update. He's doing well and is beginning to start learning to walk again. He needs support while he does but he is...
22:25 Sun 26th Jan 201418 answers, last by askyourgran 23:02 Mon 27th Jan 2014
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wimp

The Aurora Borealis

My new Avatar. You can see the Aurora borealis from my house!
22:31 Sun 26th Jan 201429 answers, last by emmie 13:48 Mon 27th Jan 2014
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TWR

Your Car.

Are you pleased with the service it's given you? If not, state your views.
12:07 Sun 26th Jan 201434 answers, last by TWR 09:29 Mon 27th Jan 2014
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NoMercy

Quick Poll

What's your favourite: 1. Roast dinner 2. Cheese 3. Toast topping 4. Foreign food 5. Fragrance 6. British comedy 7. Place in the world??? Mine: Roast chicken Gruyere Peanut butter, banana and honey...
20:41 Sun 26th Jan 201452 answers, last by Ann 11:06 Mon 27th Jan 2014
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maggiebee

Ferrari

SCOUSERS JOIN FERRARI "The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole'...
01:48 Sun 26th Jan 201415 answers, last by twofeathers 00:02 Mon 27th Jan 2014
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Woodsz

A,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k.

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ......
00:15 Sat 25th Jan 20142 answers, last by trt 00:35 Sat 25th Jan 2014
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murraymints

Nighty Night

can't keep my peepers open any longer..off to beddy bobos...see you on the GMEB thread tomorrow....nice to be back among all my friends again...night night xxxx...
22:50 Fri 24th Jan 201413 answers, last by Zacs-Master 23:09 Fri 24th Jan 2014
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McMouse

Theatre Seats For Seniors

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man...
11:58 Thu 23rd Jan 20147 answers, last by leahbee 20:53 Fri 24th Jan 2014
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Buenchico

For Those Of You Who Couldn't Attend . . .

. . . last night's AB Awards Ceremony, here are the few details that I can remember: Moderator of the Year was, as always, awarded to one of the moderators who prefers to remain anonymous, fuelling...
19:25 Fri 24th Jan 2014202 answers, last by gness 14:54 Sat 25th Jan 2014
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Iggle Piggle

Office Job Smart Clothes

I'm starting an office job on Monday, got to wear smart clothes - shirt and tie. Having spent the last few years in computer support I'm not used to wearing posh togs ! Could I get sacked for wearing...
14:58 Fri 24th Jan 20148 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:29 Fri 24th Jan 2014
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dannyk13

Avatars

Anybody else lost their avatars?
14:44 Fri 24th Jan 201423 answers, last by goldfish77 12:53 Sun 09th Mar 2014
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NoMercy

Wednesday Afternoon Quiz

First person to get the answer wrong asks the next question, and so on... No googling! Q1. In what sport would you use a chucker?...
14:38 Wed 22nd Jan 2014118 answers, last by humbersloop 00:14 Thu 23rd Jan 2014
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marval

Fur

A furrier from the United States went to Helsinki, Finland to purchase furs. The first night in Helsinki he met a gorgeous blonde named Astrid, and before long the two were alone in his hotel room....
18:22 Wed 22nd Jan 20143 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:51 Wed 22nd Jan 2014
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twofeathers

Get Off

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another...
18:39 Wed 22nd Jan 20146 answers, last by marval 23:30 Wed 22nd Jan 2014
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marval

Fair Game

I saw two Pheasants racing to get the last few seeds from the bird feed when one fell over. The other pheasant stopped and waited till the first got back on its feet. I thought to myself "fair game"....
17:47 Wed 22nd Jan 20145 answers, last by marval 17:52 Wed 22nd Jan 2014
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AB Editor

Early Lunch Anyone?

In about an hour, or an hour and a half, I will think of this man: http://www.theonion.com/video/man-says-***-it-eats-lunch-at-1058-am,32182/ What is it that you crave at elevenses? Do you deny...
09:51 Wed 22nd Jan 201440 answers, last by Tilly2 19:36 Wed 22nd Jan 2014
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McMouse

Pay Rise

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" ”Maria: “Well,...
11:03 Wed 22nd Jan 20147 answers, last by cupid04 17:15 Wed 22nd Jan 2014
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marval

Little Johnny

The teacher asks little Johnny, "What is the chemical formula for water?" Little Johnny replies, "H I J K L M N O." "What are you talking about?” the teacher replied. Little Johnny, "Yesterday you...
00:04 Wed 22nd Jan 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 10:32 Wed 22nd Jan 2014

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