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mccfluff

Happy Birthday Rocky

hope you have a wine soaked day :-)
12:11 Fri 29th Nov 201336 answers, last by lady-janine 01:14 Sat 30th Nov 2013
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gness

Slackalice!

Happy Birthday!...Love and a sloppy kiss.......Gxxx
12:06 Fri 29th Nov 201318 answers, last by cupid04 03:21 Sat 30th Nov 2013
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Tilly2

It's Black Friday Apparently

Will you be going bargain hunting today?
09:06 Fri 29th Nov 201332 answers, last by islasmum 17:20 Fri 29th Nov 2013
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RSDonovan

Internet Explorer Creates Tifs Even When Inprivate Mode??

Hi I run Internet Explorer under Windows 7 in "InPrivate" mode, which supposedly does not keep any Intrrnet history. Why then, when I run CCleaner, does it spend ages deleting Temporary Internet Files...
01:44 Fri 29th Nov 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 09:05 Fri 29th Nov 2013
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lady-janine

Good Morning All

yes, i know it is very early but i can't sleep and want someone to talk to. hello, anyone there?...
05:25 Fri 29th Nov 201386 answers, last by murraymints 09:33 Fri 29th Nov 2013
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marval

Are You This Creative?

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay. It had to contain these four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. The prize-winning essay read. "My God," said the...
23:10 Thu 28th Nov 20139 answers, last by johnmansfield 11:36 Fri 29th Nov 2013
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maggiebee

Football Boots

A woman takes her lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into...
23:20 Thu 28th Nov 20135 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:45 Wed 04th Dec 2013
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mrs_overall

Farewell For Now

I have just popped in to bid you all a temporary farewell. I am back in hospital today for another operation and could be absent for anything from 2 days to 2 weeks. I will of course have my regular...
09:10 Thu 28th Nov 201392 answers, last by petal54 00:02 Sat 30th Nov 2013
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RATTER15

Today We Are Off To Visit: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch And To Pay Our Respects To The Grave Of Gellert At Bedgellert.

Well we cant live in Wales and not visit these places now can we. For those of you that don't know the story of gellert: Gellert is the best known Irish Wolfhound of all time for sure....
11:49 Thu 28th Nov 201320 answers, last by Nibble 19:58 Fri 29th Nov 2013
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McMouse

Don't Mess With Women

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of...
11:05 Tue 26th Nov 201311 answers, last by anneasquith 15:54 Tue 26th Nov 2013
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RATTER15

I Was In Specsavers Today, Guess Who I Bumped Into?

. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .everybody!!...
23:32 Mon 25th Nov 20135 answers, last by RATTER15 08:13 Tue 26th Nov 2013
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tinkerbell23

Christening Gift

Whats a good gift to give from a godparent? Ive paid for the gown...but id like to give another little keepsake x...
21:24 Sun 24th Nov 201318 answers, last by Brinjal 11:25 Mon 25th Nov 2013
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ChillDoubt

Thankfully, It Is Almost Over....

by that, I am of course refering to the F1 World Championship, or rather the World Tyre Management Stakes as it ought to be renamed. How is it that the world's best driver can (in one race I have...
18:21 Sun 24th Nov 201313 answers, last by New Judge 12:40 Tue 26th Nov 2013
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lardhelmet

Just Wanted To Say Thank You To Everyone Who...

...was very kind to me on here last night. It was much appreciated.
19:38 Sun 24th Nov 201326 answers, last by murraymints 22:18 Sun 24th Nov 2013
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funnyfarmhand

My Dog

Thinks that I am an obnoxious little pratt. Can I cure him?...
19:18 Sun 24th Nov 201315 answers, last by funnyfarmhand 19:31 Sun 24th Nov 2013
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maggiebee

Gifts

When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please,...
10:55 Sun 24th Nov 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:21 Sun 24th Nov 2013
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marval

Staying Power

On our last holiday, my husband and I saved some money by staying in a cheap hotel. Just as we were falling asleep, we heard the sounds of mattress springs and a banging headboard from the next room....
15:45 Sun 24th Nov 20133 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:28 Sun 01st Dec 2013
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Electrochem

Medical Humour

"Doctor, my wife was admitted last, with spasms in her buttocks, Could you tell me where she is please?" "I C U baby, shaking that ass!"...
17:06 Sun 24th Nov 20132 answers, last by Electrochem 21:58 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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marval

Two Blondes

Two blondes were talking. One was explaining to the other how the Good Lord often compensates for a person's natural deficiencies. "You see," he said, "If someone is a bit blind he might have a very...
18:40 Sun 24th Nov 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 19:08 Sun 24th Nov 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. Frosty. Again. Rugby this afternoon. That'll do for me! Have a happy day everyone....
07:20 Sun 24th Nov 201362 answers, last by murraymints 12:59 Sun 24th Nov 2013

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