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marval

Naked Is Allowed

An American tourist in Scotland walked up to a beautiful loch, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn`t see anyone, and undressed and just as she was about to dive in, a man...
17:47 Tue 12th Nov 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:06 Thu 14th Nov 2013
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maggiebee

Atheist

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the...
00:03 Wed 13th Nov 20134 answers, last by jno 12:04 Thu 14th Nov 2013
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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00:11 Thu 14th Nov 201312 answers, last by jeffa 04:41 Thu 14th Nov 2013
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Jeza

I've Looked For The Original Thread........

but can't find it. So to the person who reccomended Aldi liquid Bio for washing machines I thank you. At £2.19 it is the best ever, regardless of price. It smells good too. So point me in the right...
23:16 Mon 11th Nov 201311 answers, last by TheWinner 00:42 Wed 13th Nov 2013
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andy-hughes

Thanks!

Thanks so much to everyone who wished me a happy bithday for last Saturday. As some of you know, the present Mrs Hughes is away abroad working, and although I had a lovely family meal on Friday with...
12:13 Tue 12th Nov 201339 answers, last by andy-hughes 13:43 Tue 12th Nov 2013
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Caribeing

I'm A Celebrity Line Up

Just seen the line up for forthcoming I'm A Celebrity Lucy Pargeter, Steve Davis, Annabel Giles, Laila Morse, Alphonson Ribeiro, Amy Willerton, Joey Essex, Kian Egan, Vincent Simone, Matthew Wright,...
21:54 Mon 11th Nov 201327 answers, last by andy-hughes 10:53 Tue 12th Nov 2013
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marval

Husband And Wife

An old lady had been married for many years when suddenly her husband died. This is what she put on his tombstone: "The Light of My Life Has Gone Out." Not long afterwards she met, fell in love with...
18:22 Mon 11th Nov 20136 answers, last by starone 10:18 Tue 12th Nov 2013
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queenofmean

Caption Competition November 10Th

Last Instalment for the weekend. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with. http://www.designbolts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/despicable_me_2_minions-wallpaper1.jpg Good Luck...
00:04 Sun 10th Nov 201314 answers, last by excelsior-1 01:20 Mon 11th Nov 2013
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maggiebee

Goodnight

Thanks for your company on here today folks, you're the only people I have spoken to all day. Bed calling and tomorrow's another day!
22:59 Sun 10th Nov 201312 answers, last by Ann 01:07 Mon 11th Nov 2013
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mallyh

Nonsense Lol

why do i always end up with an odd sock when emptying washing machine, where do they go...
19:55 Sun 10th Nov 20138 answers, last by marval 23:55 Sun 10th Nov 2013
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coldstream-1971

Nasa Question

Hello can any body settle an argument between my and my 7 year old son what do the initials N.A.S.A. stand for?...
22:34 Sun 10th Nov 20139 answers, last by bibblebub 00:03 Mon 11th Nov 2013
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mallyh

No Caption Today

hope excelsior is ok...
20:00 Fri 08th Nov 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:03 Sun 10th Nov 2013
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paddiez

Good Dog...

A man had just boarded and settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his Black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first...
19:50 Thu 07th Nov 20133 answers, last by Butterbun 00:35 Sat 09th Nov 2013
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Svejk

Ive Got

The whole site to myself.(Hurrah)
05:35 Thu 07th Nov 20138 answers, last by lady-janine 07:13 Thu 07th Nov 2013
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CailinDeas

For Those Of You Still Awake...

Sex After Surgery A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in...
02:31 Wed 06th Nov 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:12 Wed 06th Nov 2013
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catcuddler

Hi Evweryone Not Sure If This Is The Right Place To Put This But As Theres No Section Deicated

Hi everyone not sure if this is the right place to put this but as theres no section dedicated to fashion/clothes/shoes I thought I'd put it here. I'm getting married next year and wearing a dress!As...
18:55 Fri 01st Nov 201315 answers, last by catcuddler 00:13 Fri 15th Nov 2013
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sunny-dave

Breaking News.......

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche .......
00:50 Wed 06th Nov 20137 answers, last by Zacs-Master 18:09 Sat 09th Nov 2013
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maggiebee

Female Logic

To be read in a suitable southern Texan drawl: THREE BLONDES Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked...
22:12 Tue 05th Nov 20135 answers, last by marval 22:37 Tue 05th Nov 2013
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maggiebee

New Dictionary Entry

New Word: EXHAUSTIPATED Here is a new word to add to your vocabulary. Especially useful for all seniors. "Exhaustipated" meaning "too tired to give a Sugar"...
22:01 Tue 05th Nov 20135 answers, last by jim360 10:33 Wed 06th Nov 2013
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maggiebee

You Might Like These

These were posted by starone in 2012 but thought they deserved another outing! I dialled a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to...
20:49 Mon 04th Nov 20135 answers, last by zebo 00:49 Fri 08th Nov 2013

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