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Hymie

Post Office Queues

Never get behind the Devil in a post office. The Devil can take many forms....
23:19 Tue 29th Oct 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:44 Wed 30th Oct 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday ***wendilla***

Hope you have a lovely ***starry*** birthday!
01:04 Tue 29th Oct 201322 answers, last by yogi-bear 22:02 Tue 29th Oct 2013
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maggiebee

Irate Daughter

Daughter wanted an electric sewing machine so I put an advert on Freegle. Very kind lady gave me one which I duly passed to my daughter. First time she tried to use it it went "bang" and fused...
22:33 Mon 28th Oct 2013150 answers, last by Svejk 05:49 Thu 31st Oct 2013
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CailinDeas

The Cat...

> We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening. We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered our pet budgie and put the cat in the back garden. > > We...
14:09 Mon 28th Oct 20136 answers, last by tonyav 22:43 Mon 28th Oct 2013
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marval

Semi-Naked

A British anthropologist was doing field research in an isolated African village, when a tribal chief asked if he would like to be his guest at a legal trial he was conducting later that day. "We have...
17:39 Sun 27th Oct 20137 answers, last by tonyav 19:01 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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marval

Naked Walk

A little boy was walking down a country lane after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. "Hello," said the little boy....
12:58 Sun 27th Oct 20132 answers, last by starone 21:09 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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ferlew

What Car Did You Learn To Drive In?

I learned in a Jowett Javelin..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jowett_Javelin...
23:33 Sat 26th Oct 201393 answers, last by SpikeyBush 01:45 Thu 07th Nov 2013
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queenofmean

Caption Competition October 26Th

lets see if this is blooper free this weekend! Good Luck! will pick an answer about 23.00 tomorrow night...
23:02 Fri 25th Oct 201317 answers, last by Svejk 01:34 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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excelsior-1

Just Made Myself Laugh

ordering some scented oils on the amazon website typing the touch pad a little to swiftly, and accidentally typed 'scented oiks'...
21:06 Sat 26th Oct 20134 answers, last by DaisyNonna 21:07 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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sir.prize

This Is Logic

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be placed in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a...
19:12 Sat 26th Oct 20137 answers, last by tonyav 20:57 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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pipdawg

Simple Anagram - Mark 2

Auntie Gleamed - answer is a 'famous' person
11:36 Sat 26th Oct 201319 answers, last by pipdawg 16:33 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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tiggerblue10

Not Looking Forward To Monday!

http://news.uk.msn.com/in-pictures/autumn-weather-latest-pictures-as-giant-storm-heads-for-uk...
13:52 Sat 26th Oct 201311 answers, last by tiggerblue10 14:23 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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marval

Ear Ear

A woman loses both ears in an accident. A plastic surgeon she consults tells her that ear transplants are still in the testing stage, but he will do what he can. The woman undergoes the operation, and...
21:45 Fri 25th Oct 20139 answers, last by puternut 14:40 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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cupid04

Two Brooms.

Two brooms decide to get married. The bride-broom looks beautiful in her white dress. The groom-broom is handsome in his tux. Afterwards the bride-broom leans over to the groom-broom and says 'I think...
23:45 Fri 25th Oct 201310 answers, last by marval 12:16 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Saturday and all is well...Morning to everyone xx
05:25 Sat 26th Oct 201371 answers, last by cupid04 11:50 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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TWR

Good Evening All.

Is your area storm free? is it raining? are you having a drink or 2, but most of all, are we ready for a good moan? I am, you start.
20:37 Fri 25th Oct 201315 answers, last by TWR 20:54 Fri 25th Oct 2013
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wendilla

Spacestation Sighting Over The Uk This Evening

Qne sighting only 7 24 pm for 3 mins WSW departing SSW Only a few more but sky was clear last night here for a good view and clear so far....
17:50 Thu 24th Oct 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 17:51 Thu 24th Oct 2013
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janbee

Good Morning Thursday Abers

Hello everyone. xx It's to be a better day today, weatherwise. We shall see...
04:19 Thu 24th Oct 2013136 answers, last by Dee Sa 08:54 Thu 24th Oct 2013
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starone

The Blood Transfusion

An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery. But prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case a need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't...
00:02 Thu 24th Oct 201310 answers, last by tonybrigenja 06:37 Sat 30th Nov 2013
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starone

Shopping With Dad

I took my dad to the shopping mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting near to him. The teenager...
00:12 Thu 24th Oct 20138 answers, last by marval 20:18 Thu 24th Oct 2013

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