I just wanted to say that the aftermath of a pedicure is absolute bliss. If you have never had one, and your feet are o.k., then I recommend that you try one. It leaves you feeling good for days...
I used to work in a factory, crushing lemonade cans, it was soda pressing. It wasn't my first job, I used to be in mountain rescue but I hit rock bottom. I will never achieve my real dream though, I...
Just to let you know I am back from a week or so away on an all inclusive break. The food was mediocre but the service and accommodation was superb. If I needed anything it was brought to my room in...
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be...
Good morning everyone - nice bright early start today, just in case I get all wrapped up watching the horses and forget to post .....and we can't have that !! Four links to provoke us today - NECK...
i wish i had asked the sex. I really want to know now that the scan is over with, she asked me if i wanted to know and i said no. I am a twit!! Is it too late?...
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ......
Anne accidently clicks on a link to a porn site at work. Horrified, she tries to close it just as her boss walks past. 'Do you think I pay people to do that?' her boss roars, 'It wouldn't surprise...
A man is just getting in the shower when his wife slips her arms around him. 'Make sure you give everything a good clean' she whispers huskily. Trembling with excitement, he leaps into the shower and...
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A: Pharaoh's daughter...
It must be a good year now since we lost owdie...I miss him here and think of him often....if anyone is still in contact with Mrs owd can you let her know he's not forgotten ! Also aryom.....we lost...
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy...
A man is walking behind his wife and says,"Baby, your arse is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for...
