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maggiebee

Quiz Night

Just home from the pub. Proud member of the victorious quiz team "The Cream Eggheads". Through to one of the semi-finals held in December. Beaten into 6th place in the final last year. Feel 2013 will...
23:11 Mon 14th Oct 20132 answers, last by Steve.5 12:33 Tue 15th Oct 2013
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queenofmean

Caption Competition October 13Th

By George I think I cracked it! Here is todays caption (2 of my fave men Tai (L) and Darcy (R) ) this makes me laugh so im keen to find out what caption you guys come up with. Shall pick out a winner...
23:37 Sat 12th Oct 201327 answers, last by queenofmean 22:16 Mon 14th Oct 2013
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Tilly2

We Need Backup

It occurred to me today, reading the three 'Sharry' threads, that if I died tonight, no one on here would know, and you would all think I'd flounced off. Perhaps we should all be in touch with at...
18:26 Sun 13th Oct 201394 answers, last by Tilly2 08:45 Mon 14th Oct 2013
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WELSHYORKIE

Good Morning Early Birds

Yep, it's Monday again, early start again, at least it's dry and 10degrees. Could be worse - could be tucked up in a lovely warm bed sleeping lol. Have a super happy day everyone!!...
04:16 Mon 14th Oct 2013122 answers, last by waterboatman 08:52 Mon 14th Oct 2013
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excelsior-1

A Carpet Layer.....

... had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a quick cigarette, only to realize he had misplaced them somewhere . In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump....
21:35 Sun 13th Oct 20136 answers, last by Psybbo 21:46 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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carrust

I've Just....

got a job at Bassets earning £60-00/hour......
20:18 Sun 13th Oct 20139 answers, last by frugalfred 20:29 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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KillerKonKon

Hello

I'm new here ;0)
20:13 Sun 13th Oct 201344 answers, last by gness 22:20 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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ladybirder

Goodnight Little Friend

For 20+ years she has been a constant presence in my life and I shall miss her. We went to the vet at midnight last night where she was PTS as she had renal failure. Going to bury her in the garden...
12:45 Sun 13th Oct 201346 answers, last by ladybirder 10:14 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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RATTER15

A Good Day At The South Wales Kennel Association Championship Show Today.

Our Keeva qualified for Crufts, getting a second in Post graduate Bitch! We will be at Crufts in a few months :-) and we now have a kennel name registered. "Cucathian Irish Wolfhounds"...
14:16 Sun 13th Oct 201330 answers, last by jules77 16:11 Mon 21st Oct 2013
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cupid04

Celebration!

I'm celebrating,' a man tells a barman. I've finally managed to give my wife multiple orgasms.' 'Well done,' the barman says, impressed. 'Has that made her happy?' 'No', the man grumbles. 'She said it...
21:51 Sat 12th Oct 201312 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:05 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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marval

Tarzan

Once Tarzan and all animals of Jungle had a swimming lake party. Tarzan took off his underwear and started walking towards the water. All the animals burst out laughing at Tarzan. Tarzan felt...
17:54 Sun 13th Oct 20134 answers, last by frugalfred 20:04 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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Jordyboy9

This Site

This site is a pleasure to be on with people like murraymints Mrs o Tony Cupid baldric Zach I could go on and on you are all nice to be part of and l count myself lucky to be part of. this. Xxx....
17:51 Sun 13th Oct 201360 answers, last by Arksided 10:57 Mon 14th Oct 2013
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Jeza

My Little Tv......19"

In on a table in the same room as my computer. On Wednesday I gave the remote control a wipe over with a damp cloth and it hasn't worked since. I am now stuck with BBC1. Any ideas on how to make it...
15:55 Sat 12th Oct 201325 answers, last by Jeza 17:05 Sat 12th Oct 2013
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cupid04

Viagra.

'Please triple my prescription for Viagra,' a man begs his GP. 'But why?' the doctor asks. 'Well' the man explains, 'my girlfriend, my ex-wife and an old flame will all be in town over the weekend.'...
01:52 Sat 12th Oct 20139 answers, last by Baldric 12:52 Mon 04th Nov 2013
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wendilla

Spacestation Sighting Over The Uk This Evening

One sighting only 8 07pm for 3 mins SW departing SSE No hope here in Leics been raining all day....
17:57 Fri 11th Oct 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 18:11 Fri 11th Oct 2013
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queenofmean

What Made You Smile Today?

I've been a bit under the weather the past few days but today at work something made me smile this is what happened. Lady comes in with her son to get shoes. He gets his shoes she then takes him back...
18:03 Fri 11th Oct 201329 answers, last by queenofmean 22:50 Fri 11th Oct 2013
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lankeela

The Zoo Keeper

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it...
00:00 Thu 10th Oct 201310 answers, last by frozengal 07:52 Sat 12th Oct 2013
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weslgarlic

There Was A Young Scottish Boy Called Angus

Members 4,929 posts Location:wakefield uk There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two,...
13:07 Fri 11th Oct 20135 answers, last by anneasquith 20:21 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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excelsior-1

It's The Weekend

yippee! home from work - bath/shave, then off away for the weekend - back sunday evening have a good weekend everybody...
14:23 Fri 11th Oct 201313 answers, last by jd_1984 16:32 Fri 11th Oct 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday and the weekend beckons. It's a bit breezy this morning [i]the weather, not me![i] So I shan't be venturing too far today. I've enought to do indoors to keep me occupied for a while. Have a...
04:46 Fri 11th Oct 2013222 answers, last by mazie 08:40 Fri 11th Oct 2013

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