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Since the girl couldn't type, she was fired; And asked to explain why she was hired. "The executive's dong Is only four inches long. I thought shorthand was all he required"...

Ann

Have a lovely day Jem, we know you are not able to be on here now due to poor eyesight, but we do hope someone may be able to read you these birthday messages. We really miss you and your great jokes...

murraymints

Im So Excited

In restaurant waiting for them all to come to dad's 80th birthday bash ,table festooned with balloons, banners sparkly stuff and mucho vino !!! I could crush grape !...

pastafreak

Oh Dear...it's Howling Out There Again.....

and guess what? it's RAINING!!!! oh joy....:-(...

horseshoes

My Niece....

......is flying to Iceland tonight. I'm sure she could get there without a plane in this wind!...

horseshoes

Idiot!!!

They closed the Britannia Bridge to high sided vehicles this afternoon, and a few lorry drivers ignored the warning and one has overturned. My poor daughter in law, along with lots of other people...

murraymints

Oo...new Avatar

Have been meaning to change for ages, but couldn't remember how....nice summery shot of back garden to remind me what it looks like !...

Peaspeculiars

I Bet You.....

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of...

gness

Aaaarrgghh!........phew..☺

Aaaarrgghh.... is the noise I made when I dropped the paint laden brush from the top of the stairs and watched it bounce on every other step on its way down..... :-( Phew....is the noise I made when I...

wendilla

Space Station Sighting Over Uk Tonight

First sighting. 5 45 pm for 5 mins. S departing E 2nd sighting. 7. 21pm. For 2 mins. Wsw departing. Ssw Looks a bit more promising for tonight...

tinkerbell23

Getting Chicken Drumsticks Crispy

How do you do it? I have some here marinated in piri piri..20 actually! How do i get them nice & crispy please x...

giveup

Love This

Afraid it didn't work, sorry

andy-hughes

I Didn't Expect A Kind Of Spanish Inquisition ....!

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carrust

My Mate's...

....just had a circumcision done on the cheap.....It was a rip-off......

EDDIE51

Men And The Three Ages Of Sex

Did you know that a man's sexual drive is divided into 3 phases depending on his age? 1st phase 18 to 35 > Tri weekly 2nd phase 35 to 50 > Try weekly 3rd phase 50 plus > Try weakly...

mrs_overall

Just For Fun

Can you think of a book title and change it to bring it up to date? I will start the ball rolling with Tarzan of the Apps...

CailinDeas

Technical Support......

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated...

cupid04

Rainbow.

I can see a beautiful rainbow in my back garden. What can you see in yours?

joggerjayne

Winter Games Day 1

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=60r1WcTs4Qg...

Jeza

I Was Going To Put This In Jokes But..........

It's not a joke for some part it's true. Windows vs. Ford For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo...

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