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Lie-in King

Hi Everyone! I Wonder If You Can Help My Friends?

I've had permission from them to post this thread & I hope you don't think that I'm being presumptuous by asking for your assistance. Some of you may remember that some years ago I was posting about...
12:50 Fri 21st Feb 2014158 answers, last by Lie-in King 15:43 Sun 06th Apr 2014
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cupid04

Good Night Wharton.

How you doing pal. Have you ever stepped foot outside of Glasgow?xx Have the two new moggies arrived yet?...
02:36 Fri 21st Feb 20147 answers, last by cupid04 03:21 Fri 21st Feb 2014
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puternut

Probably A Repost - But Here Goes

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he...
02:08 Fri 21st Feb 20146 answers, last by marval 20:11 Fri 21st Feb 2014
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anaxcrosswords

Still Looking For Work...

Didn't get the job at Citroen, despite sending them 2 CVs.
14:33 Thu 20th Feb 20148 answers, last by giveup 00:54 Fri 21st Feb 2014
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giveup

Didn't Like Shopping There Anyway.

Yesterday I was at my local Tesco store buying a large bag of Chum dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an...
19:05 Thu 20th Feb 20147 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 16:57 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
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sir1970

Famous People

Has anyone met anyone famous, and if so, what where they like?
13:21 Thu 20th Feb 2014113 answers, last by TTG 23:13 Fri 21st Feb 2014
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Peaspeculiars

And...... They're Off!

Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back...
18:43 Wed 19th Feb 20147 answers, last by excelsior-1 13:23 Thu 20th Feb 2014
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Peaspeculiars

Surprise Twin Names...

A pregnant woman from Oklahoma gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. When she wakes up, she sees she's no longer pregnant and she panics and asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies,...
18:54 Wed 19th Feb 20143 answers, last by excelsior-1 13:19 Thu 20th Feb 2014
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giveup

Divorce Vs. Murder

DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist...
19:01 Wed 19th Feb 20147 answers, last by excelsior-1 13:18 Thu 20th Feb 2014
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giveup

Is It Yours?

Paddy says to Mick, "I found this pen, is it yours?" Mick replies, "Don't know, give it here". He then tries it and says, "Yes it is". Paddy asks, "How do you know?" Mick replies, "That's my...
19:11 Wed 19th Feb 201410 answers, last by Psybbo 18:03 Fri 21st Feb 2014
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LochNessMonster

Well Done Gb Curling Team !

Our lassie have won bronze in Russia :)
12:12 Thu 20th Feb 201448 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:13 Thu 20th Feb 2014
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Caribeing

Favourite Piece Of Music

What's your favourite piece of music something that is emotive and stirring and evokes memories! Hard to choose, mine is Schubert's Ave Marie, Mario Lanzo I'll Walk With God, music from Sleeping With...
20:37 Wed 19th Feb 201422 answers, last by emmie 09:51 Wed 26th Feb 2014
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saintpeter48

Curling

I thought the British men were fantastic today, shame about the Scottish women!! ;)
23:02 Wed 19th Feb 201444 answers, last by joggerjayne 09:02 Fri 21st Feb 2014
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marval

How Long?

Hymie is an elderly yarn merchant who has the misfortune of living next door to Fred, a well known anti-Semitic. One day Fred calls on Hymie and says, "Hey Jew! I need a piece of gold silk." "OK,"...
22:47 Wed 19th Feb 20144 answers, last by berniecuddles 11:29 Thu 20th Feb 2014
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AB Editor

At Midnight We Will Turn Into A Pumpkin

Afternoon all, We need to do some back-office shuffling on the sever at AB Towers, and we've decided to do it tonight, upon the witching hour... ... for the three hours following. I don't really know...
14:45 Wed 19th Feb 201441 answers, last by Mamyalynne 02:53 Fri 21st Feb 2014
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excelsior-1

The Hammer

just tuned (temporarily) into the ice curling on BBC2 the commentator, while waffling, referred to a team 'having the hammer' what does he mean?...
12:16 Wed 19th Feb 20143 answers, last by bibblebub 12:23 Wed 19th Feb 2014
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trt

.paddy Texts His Wife...

"Mary, I’m just having one more pint with the lads. If I’m not back in 20 minutes, read this message again."...
11:57 Wed 19th Feb 20146 answers, last by Caribeing 20:03 Wed 19th Feb 2014
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Tilly2

Bathed In Sunshine

I am sitting here in my kitchen bathed in glorious sunlight. The door is open and there's gentle breeze. Have I been asleep for a long time? What month is it?
09:46 Wed 19th Feb 201447 answers, last by gness 13:30 Wed 19th Feb 2014
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Ann

Happy Birthday Alwaysconfused ...

Have a lovely day if you happen to look in AB, hope you are feeling better since your last posting? x
01:09 Wed 19th Feb 201414 answers, last by gness 13:39 Wed 19th Feb 2014
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cupid04

Bar Talk.

Two blokes at the bar discussing their girlfriends........... 'My Amy is a bit of an airhead' the first bloke says. 'She's just bought a car and she can't even drive.' 'You think that's bad?' his mate...
14:39 Tue 18th Feb 20144 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:58 Wed 19th Feb 2014

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