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Ric.ror

Decisions Decisions

I get paid on the 15 so shall I opt for a bread maker or the dyson digital slim? Your vote will count...
18:03 Mon 10th Mar 201429 answers, last by Ric.ror 05:47 Tue 11th Mar 2014
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dustypuss

A Man Walks In To A Bar

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter,and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the...
17:00 Mon 10th Mar 20144 answers, last by marval 16:20 Tue 11th Mar 2014
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wolf63

It's Quiet Today In Ab-Land

I don't usually visit AB at this time of week - I start my shift at the charity shop at one and am usually hurrying. Today I actually got out of bed on time. Is it usually this quiet on a Monday? I...
13:42 Mon 10th Mar 201431 answers, last by pixie373 20:44 Mon 10th Mar 2014
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Eve

Is Everyone Out Enjoying The Nice Weather?

It's oh so quiet....am guessing people may be out making the most of what looks like a lovely day outside! I'm resting and watching the rugby, don't think I'm going to get my Wales win today! Lovely...
17:33 Sun 09th Mar 201433 answers, last by TWR 09:20 Mon 10th Mar 2014
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excelsior-1

Help

Boy: *calls 999* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning....
11:21 Sun 09th Mar 20142 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:54 Sun 09th Mar 2014
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boxtops

Btinternet - Anyone Else Having Trouble This Morning?

Just gone to log in, message says Sorry We're experiencing a temporary problem with Email and are working to fix it as soon as possible. Please try again later. Sorry if this causes any inconvenience....
14:31 Sun 09th Mar 201413 answers, last by Dodger666 12:43 Mon 17th Mar 2014
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Jomlett

Confession

A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In...
14:13 Sun 09th Mar 20144 answers, last by marval 16:10 Sun 09th Mar 2014
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Caran

Fantastic Night.

Just come home from a Faulty Towers experience at our local golf club restaraunt. It was amazing. Basil, Sybil and Manuel. They never stopped from 7.30 until 10.40. Really good lookalikeys, in...
00:06 Sun 09th Mar 201416 answers, last by Caran 03:36 Sun 09th Mar 2014
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excelsior-1

Little Johnny Again

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little...
15:16 Sat 08th Mar 20142 answers, last by heathfield 17:38 Sat 08th Mar 2014
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carrust

A German....

....friend of mine keeps some meat in the boot of his car. He says it's his spare veal.....
10:20 Sat 08th Mar 201410 answers, last by carrust 13:58 Sat 08th Mar 2014
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Dee Sa

I Am A Runner Up In The Brain Games Tel Xword

very happy about that, though I cant remember what the prize is probably a dictionary, I once won the £200 first prize on the Sat GK but that was about ten years ago and nothing since....
10:59 Sat 08th Mar 201418 answers, last by sandwich 18:34 Sun 09th Mar 2014
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excelsior-1

Queenofmean

good evening i hope you have had a nice time on your date...
00:32 Fri 07th Mar 201455 answers, last by nungate 00:54 Sat 08th Mar 2014
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Tilly2

What A Strange Thing To Find

Today, whilst we were out dog walking we came across a tube of Fixodent on the path in the middle of a field. We have wracked our brains trying to explain this strange find. Any suggestions?...
19:31 Thu 06th Mar 201470 answers, last by Baldric 11:02 Fri 07th Mar 2014
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marval

Blonde Cooking

A New Bride Cooks Dear Diary: Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It is fun to cook for Dan. Today I made angel food cake using Watkins Vanilla Extract for extra flavouring....
19:01 Thu 06th Mar 201410 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:31 Fri 07th Mar 2014
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queenofmean

Date Night

and I wake feeling like I've been hit by a bus.... I'm still going though!!!
09:50 Thu 06th Mar 201420 answers, last by Psybbo 20:55 Fri 07th Mar 2014
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Tilly2

That Cake/cow Pat Is Getting On My Nerves Now.

I think it's time for a change. What would be appropriate for Lent.....................and what have you given up?
22:37 Wed 05th Mar 201452 answers, last by Brinjal 11:56 Thu 06th Mar 2014
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marval

Kiss

A newlywed couple who were both avid baseball fans attended a game. They were still on their honeymoon and very affectionate. they were hugging and kissing so much that they weren't able to follow the...
22:28 Wed 05th Mar 20142 answers, last by tonyav 22:30 Wed 05th Mar 2014
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Spoonboy

Grade II

Here's one for you: could one describe the Leaning Tower of Pisa as a Listed Building?!!
02:02 Wed 05th Mar 201411 answers, last by Spoonboy 22:27 Wed 05th Mar 2014
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emmie

Appropriate Names

i thought this was quite good R Brain and G Gamble, Funeral directors, a sign in a shop Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes. more appropriate names, or something that amused you...
21:15 Wed 05th Mar 201485 answers, last by Psybbo 19:55 Sat 08th Mar 2014
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TWR

My Insurance.

Had a call from " SO-CALLED-BUMP" I got a phone call this morning sayiong that they were enquering about a bump that I had! I said what bump< the person said the bump you had this year, I said I have...
19:54 Wed 05th Mar 20146 answers, last by Peter Pedant 22:03 Wed 26th Mar 2014

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