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Mad Over Fifties Club

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for the latest meeting of Mad Over Fifties Club. Igor is at the door eagerly awaiting tonights arrivals so that he can gather up their coats, cloaks a...
20:05 Sat 05th Apr 2014299 answers, last by Igor61 01:09 Sun 06th Apr 2014
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marval

It's Safer To Tell The Truth

A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and finding the...
16:10 Sat 05th Apr 20145 answers, last by Ann 23:53 Sat 05th Apr 2014
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. Just a tad cool this morning, cloudy but dry...so far. A herd of deer in the field on the hill side, but I couldn't get close enough to them. They don't know me yet. Not a great deal to do...
04:50 Sat 05th Apr 2014153 answers, last by lozzer50 09:06 Sat 05th Apr 2014
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slinky.kate

Yaaaah,son Got A Job?

he starts a week on monday
21:33 Fri 04th Apr 201425 answers, last by slinky.kate 12:27 Sat 05th Apr 2014
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cupid04

Movie Time.

Two pals decide to watch a movie. 'Have you heard of that new film called Constipation? ' the first asks. 'No' the second replies. 'Maybe it hasn't come out yet.'...
00:47 Fri 04th Apr 201414 answers, last by frugalfred 10:44 Fri 04th Apr 2014
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EDDIE51

Two Deaf Men

There are 2 deaf men on a bus 1st man '' Is this Wembley?'' 2nd man '' No it's Thursday'' 1st man '' So am I lets get off and have one''...
00:08 Fri 04th Apr 20148 answers, last by heathfield 16:41 Sat 05th Apr 2014
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BlueToffee

43 Years Ago Today....

....I said "I do", and I'm glad I did. Happy anniversary Mrs BT...
08:32 Thu 03rd Apr 201433 answers, last by askyourgran 22:20 Thu 03rd Apr 2014
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frugalfred

Two Lance-Corporals.......

Two old boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates to Lance-corporals. Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Mick says, "Hey, Paddy, there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in."...
11:17 Wed 02nd Apr 201413 answers, last by seadogg 21:43 Wed 02nd Apr 2014
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APugsLife

National Fun Day!

Did you know that today is national fun day at work?Anybody celebrating?...
10:06 Tue 01st Apr 201410 answers, last by bookbinder 15:00 Tue 01st Apr 2014
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queenofmean

Good Job

I'm not working today. My toe ballooned and went a nasty shade of red. I can hobble but the infection is making me feel lousy....quiet day on the couch. Anybody want to join me in a lazy day?...
11:16 Tue 01st Apr 201413 answers, last by queenofmean 13:08 Tue 01st Apr 2014
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excelsior-1

I Seems Nothing Escapes Inflation

now it's seven a day http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-26818377...
10:16 Tue 01st Apr 20148 answers, last by VHG 16:54 Tue 01st Apr 2014
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starone

The Drink

A Farmer in Cornwall sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts, "Wozzon! Ee dun wanna be drinkin dat, it's full of horse pi*s an cow shlt". The bloke says "I'm from London and just purchased a...
09:19 Tue 01st Apr 20148 answers, last by lady-janine 15:30 Tue 01st Apr 2014
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mikey4444

Where Is Emmie Today Please ?

Not the same without you emmie...quite well I hope ?
18:51 Mon 31st Mar 201421 answers, last by emmie 07:40 Thu 03rd Apr 2014
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marval

Complaints

Think its easy being a landlord? Check out these tenant complaints: “The toilet is blocked, and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.” “Fifty percent of the walls are damp, 50...
23:05 Mon 31st Mar 20145 answers, last by cisternfittingsu 11:46 Tue 24th Jun 2014
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Tilly2

I Hate Sunday Evening On Here.

It's all flippin' crosswords!
20:05 Sun 30th Mar 2014106 answers, last by Psybbo 19:50 Sun 06th Apr 2014
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tonyav

Red Arrows

Wouldn't mind a ride with these. http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/passenger-films-red-arrows-flight-at-450mph/2i3dnj9w?from=gallery_en-gb&sf=Relevancy#7...
16:51 Sun 30th Mar 201449 answers, last by lardhelmet 19:27 Tue 02nd Dec 2014
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marval

Scare

As a man stepped out of the shower, he heard someone in the kitchen downstairs. Knowing that his wife was out, he grabbed his 1903 heirloom rifle—which no longer worked, and crept downstairs,...
16:54 Sun 30th Mar 20144 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:05 Sun 30th Mar 2014
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marval

It's Okay

A woman and her husband had been trying to have a third child for a while. Unfortunately, the day she was to take a home pregnancy test, he was called out of town on business. She had told their young...
18:42 Sun 30th Mar 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 18:44 Sun 30th Mar 2014
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excelsior-1

I Am Beginning To Wonder......

......if my window mounted bird feeder will ever be used it has been four weeks now, and not one visitor...
18:11 Sun 30th Mar 201433 answers, last by Eve 21:04 Sun 30th Mar 2014
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slinky.kate

Mothers Day

two sons gave me cards and a cd of Haim,then we went a run to see the rosslyn chapel where the da vinci code got made,it was lovely,but busy.afterwards we went for a snack,got soup and a toastie,later...
18:34 Sun 30th Mar 201414 answers, last by viv38 15:20 Mon 31st Mar 2014

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