..do newspapers report on a programme that took place last night. I am talking about The Soap Awards which I was looking forward to watching this evening. Skimming through The Sunday Express, before I...
Sunday. Still soggy. Yesterday it rained all the way to the TA I was glad I had the wet weather gear on, so at least I was dry and warm. Luckily there was no wind, so the rain didn't get blown into my...
Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for this week's meeting of Mad Over Fifties Club. Igor has resumed his position by the main entrance so he may be available to assist members divest...
A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could...
.....that star trek has taken over your life:- Saying "make it so" in casual conversation Indignation because the periodic table doesn't include dilithium and tritanium. Able to use "variable phase...
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demonstration....
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest, to whom she said, "Excuse me, Father, could I ask a favour?" "Of course! What can I...
Mrs Smith phoned her husband in the office and said.
"Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner."
"Good" replied Mr Smith, "make sure she's prepared well."...
Saturday and it's a soggy one. Wet weather gear on the boat today. Not much wildlife around this morning. Foxy is getting bold, I left his food right by the back door. When he tripped the lights I...
Been watching bee movie the credits have be going on for this last 10 minutes does it take that many people to make an animated film .do you notice at the start of films they show this a such and such...
Waiting in all morning for b and q to deliver a mountain of gravel....just had call from neighbour, they dumped it all in her garden at 9am !! I'm hopping...been on phone and played merry...
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The...
We are having the most tremendous thunderstorm here in Swansea at present, that I have ever seen ! The street is white with hail, just as if it had snowed ! Quite amazing.
Jennifer sprang to answer the telephone. "Darling, How are you? This is Mummy." "Oh Mummy," Jennifer said crying, "I'm having a bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing machine won't work. I've...
good afternoon folks up until now, my redundancy was just an 'at risk' situation however - today i have been given my three month formal notice of redundancy, and my final day will be august 23rd...
