A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife...
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first boy was to say "My fair maiden...I have come to snatch a kiss and...
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes... The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, tax...
It's Friday! The odd star is twinkling, so there is some hope of a decent day. Tomorrow it's going to be wet we are told. That's about right, I'm on the canal. Oh well, can't win 'em all. Have a happy...
to make amends for the fact that there were difficulties seeing the picture on today's competition, here is a bonus one for all you evening AB'ers and night owls i shall choose the winner first thing...
I have tonight sorted ,small piece of lamb with roasties ,spinach ,carrots and thanks to earlier posting cauli cheese.
however I have no idea about tomorrow - trouser fluff and chips ?...
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball...
While registering at a hotel, a couple asked for a room with a double bed. The clerk Apologised and said that the only rooms available had twin beds. Disappointed, the man remarked, "I don't know....
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she...
If you re-arrange the letters of "President Barack Obama" .....
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Anyone tried them?
I have the lemon one and its very nice, not over powering at all. Not got the orange yet, for some reason i don't fancy orange with milk choc, dark yes...
I took a large chicken out of the freezer on Monday thinking to cook it today, but things have changed and I now won't need it till Friday, its been in the extra cold section of the fridge and has...
A boss is struggling with how to calculate an invoice and calls the handsome lad from Accounts to help her. 'You graduated from university,' she says. 'If I gave you £20,000, minus 14 per cent, how...
