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murraymints

Nighty Night

I'm off for an early night...pooped...have to drag myself to nurse tomorrow to change dressing...so best try and get a decent sleep, will need to be up early to shower etc...
20:13 Tue 24th Sep 201319 answers, last by askyourgran 22:08 Wed 25th Sep 2013
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murraymints

I'm Back

I'm finally home.....afraid things went downhill,developed very high fever, delerium etc. And ended up back on drips and catheter....still a bit wabbit and tired, need to build myself up but not got...
10:44 Tue 24th Sep 201388 answers, last by murraymints 19:04 Tue 24th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

A Scientific Question Please

does cork conduct heat?...
18:23 Tue 24th Sep 20137 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:19 Wed 25th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, September 24

good morning, here is the picture for today i shall pick the best answer this evening...
05:18 Tue 24th Sep 201323 answers, last by aelmpvw 17:16 Tue 24th Sep 2013
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marval

Swapping

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside,...
16:08 Tue 24th Sep 20138 answers, last by frugalfred 16:46 Tue 24th Sep 2013
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sidkid

Murphy Drops Some Buttered Toast

on the kitchen floor. It lands butter-side-up. He looks at what he has done in astonishment, for he knows it’s a law of nature that buttered toast always falls butter-down. He rushes round to the...
13:42 Tue 24th Sep 20134 answers, last by frugalfred 17:10 Tue 24th Sep 2013
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janbee

Good Morning All

Morning all xx I'm baaa -aaack !! I've been to Bruges for a few day but am now back in old blighty. What's the news from The Early Birds Gang?
05:01 Tue 24th Sep 201384 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:45 Tue 24th Sep 2013
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cupid04

Interiew.

A man is being interviewed for a sales job. 'Well, you're an excellent candidate,' says the interviewer. 'But if you can't stop winking, you'll put off some clients.' 'Oh, I can control the winking,'...
22:42 Mon 23rd Sep 20134 answers, last by Baldric 13:22 Tue 24th Sep 2013
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penelope2

Chess Enthusiasts.

A group of chess enthusiasts were kicked out of a hotel reception area for discussing their winning games. Apparently the manager can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer....
19:23 Mon 23rd Sep 20138 answers, last by Carlos21 12:11 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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pixie373

I Love You All

Yes, I am slightly scuttered. Evening off and couple of glasses of wine (not used to drinking). But would like to say you are such a kind, comforting, interesting lot of people. Very glad i found you,...
19:04 Mon 23rd Sep 201321 answers, last by pixie373 11:00 Tue 24th Sep 2013
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Budlet

Why Hasn't My Jam Set?

I did the same method as I have used in previous years to make plum jam today. It hasn't set :(. Any suggestions as to what might have gone wrong?...
17:31 Mon 23rd Sep 20137 answers, last by EDDIE51 22:27 Mon 23rd Sep 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Smowball ....

Have a lovely day Smow ........ x
09:55 Mon 23rd Sep 201323 answers, last by petal54 00:35 Tue 24th Sep 2013
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frugalfred

Stay!

I puled in to the crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my new puppy has sufficient air.She was stretched full out on the back seat and I wanted to...
17:21 Mon 23rd Sep 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:25 Mon 23rd Sep 2013
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marval

Mink

Kurt was going out with Lisa and finally popped the question. "Will you marry me, darling?" he asked. Lisa smiled coyly and said, "Yes, if you'll buy me a mink." Kurt thought for a moment and then...
16:05 Mon 23rd Sep 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 17:27 Mon 23rd Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, September 23

a very early good morning to you all here is the picture for today, have fun, and i shall decide on the winner this evening...
04:36 Mon 23rd Sep 201311 answers, last by mallyh 18:14 Mon 23rd Sep 2013
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Jordyboy9

I Want To Know

HOW old is TONY,is he 40,50,60,70,anyone who can answer correctly gets a best answer.
20:08 Sun 22nd Sep 201367 answers, last by tamborine 22:33 Sun 22nd Sep 2013
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DJHawkes

Curfew For Cats

am I going bonkers or did I just hear this on country file?
19:33 Sun 22nd Sep 20139 answers, last by Brinjal 16:40 Mon 23rd Sep 2013
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Eve

Ingrown Toenail

Has anyone had one of these treated in a podiatry clinic (NHS)? I've been referred after having an ingrown big toenail go infected. It settled for a while after a beautician cut the worst bit out and...
19:24 Sun 22nd Sep 201321 answers, last by Cockney_si 21:47 Mon 23rd Sep 2013
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sargoe1949

All Your Clothes On And Ready To Eat With Caesar Perhaps D?e?s?d.

I have dressed but cant work the question out , any help appreciated....
19:31 Sun 22nd Sep 20135 answers, last by vakayu 19:32 Sun 22nd Sep 2013
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Tilly2

Nearly!

I have just put together a dish of dauphinoise potatoes and [i]nearly[i] added a tub of vanilla yogurt instead of cream. Phew!...
18:42 Sun 22nd Sep 201331 answers, last by Tilly2 08:35 Mon 23rd Sep 2013

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