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Caption Competition, September 16

good morning, see what you can do with this one today, and i shall pick a winner tonight, around 2330hrs have a good day http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/blackmetalfunnyphoto5.jpg...
09:37 Mon 16th Sep 201318 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:27 Mon 16th Sep 2013
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squarebear

Omg!!!

Some of you may remember that I dabble in Artificial Intelligence and in particular, chatbot technology. Some of you may have even talked to my Mitsuku creation. Well, I entered the equivalent of the...
21:58 Mon 16th Sep 201379 answers, last by sandra099 10:09 Sun 18th Jul 2021
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maggiebee

Getting Excited

Off to Costa Dorada on Tuesday for some sun and sangria (bugger the sea). Two weeks of relexation - bliss! Catch up later.
17:19 Sun 15th Sep 201311 answers, last by LyndaB 17:38 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

A Lovely Sunny, Slightly Breezy....

....day outside what happened to the 'monsoon' we were threatened with?...
09:44 Sun 15th Sep 201316 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:23 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, September 15

good morning - i am starting this one now, because i hope to have a long lie-in in the morning have fun thinking of captions, and i shall pick the winner at tea time...
00:53 Sun 15th Sep 201325 answers, last by mallyh 16:13 Mon 16th Sep 2013
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marval

Freida

Frieda had just finished her fish dinner. She was, however, not at all happy with it, so she called over the waiter. "I've tasted fresher fish," said Frieda. "Not in here," replied the waiter. A...
13:02 Sun 15th Sep 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 13:09 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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carrust

Wish Me Luck...

...at our local produce show today. I've entered runner beans, French beans, onions, a pumpkin & 2 jars of jam....
10:28 Sun 15th Sep 201336 answers, last by carrust 18:45 Mon 16th Sep 2013
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mrs_overall

Potential Cyber Lovers

I have three contenders: 1. Jordyboy - a Jeff Chandler lookalike (Jeff Chandler died in 1961 so he won't look too healthy should he be dug up) 2. Svejk - the name is Danish and translates as "sweaty"....
10:07 Sun 15th Sep 201355 answers, last by Svejk 11:23 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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paul 1

Breakfast

What's for breakfast today?
09:28 Sun 15th Sep 201325 answers, last by tonyav 15:08 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥...
23:00 Sat 14th Sep 201318 answers, last by jollyroger66 00:25 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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marval

Oink Oink

A man lived in the country where the roads were very winding and there are very few lights. His friend was arriving at 2am at the airport and asked him to pick him up. The man agreed, and since the...
22:56 Sat 14th Sep 201329 answers, last by Tilly2 19:11 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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Caran

We're Back!

Good break, weather could have been kinder, not much sun but dry during day and rain every night. Few teething problems with mobile home on site, shower door didn't close so water leaking onto floor....
22:54 Sat 14th Sep 201314 answers, last by Caran 01:32 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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CailinDeas

Top Ten Reasons....

David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex... #10... A below par performance is considered damn good. #09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers....
21:12 Sat 14th Sep 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:19 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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stewey

September 15Th.

Don't forget to give a salute, if only mentally, to those young men who spiraled across the skies, sometimes to their deaths, many years ago, and whose heroic actions resulted in September the...
16:28 Sat 14th Sep 201312 answers, last by stewey 20:42 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Well That's My Evening Meal Sorted

a work colleague is on holiday in scotland, and i have just received a package from him in the post two large vacuum-packed smoked haddock from Arbroath Fisheries...
10:21 Sat 14th Sep 20138 answers, last by wolf63 12:42 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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marval

I Have Bought

There was a businesswoman who had just made millions of dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her diamonds and rubies and a silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she...
16:38 Sat 14th Sep 201375 answers, last by jim360 23:02 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, September 14

good morning everyone, on a wet and windy saturday how many of you remember Blake's 7? let us see what you can come up with for this still from the series until this evening, have fun...
07:43 Sat 14th Sep 201313 answers, last by Prudie 21:43 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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maggiebee

Things My Mother Taught Me!

1. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado hit it." 2. My mother taught me about RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME...
16:22 Sat 14th Sep 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 16:26 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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LochNessMonster

Another One

Bloke goes into his local library and asks if they have a book on suicides. The librarian says No, as know one returns any the book they had....
14:16 Sat 14th Sep 20136 answers, last by marval 16:14 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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LochNessMonster

Not A Hard Case

Fellow goes into bookshop and asks do you have a book on suffocation. The sales assistant said Yes, sir ! Would you like a bag with it....
14:13 Sat 14th Sep 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:55 Sat 14th Sep 2013

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