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marval

Four For The Price Of One

A woman was filling out an accident report. She had dented a parked car while trying to park her own. One question on the report was, "What could the driver of the other vehicle have done to avoid the...
15:07 Sat 14th Sep 20134 answers, last by marval 19:25 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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sandyRoe

Who Is Charlotte Crosby The Winner Of Celebrity Big Brother?

Is she another of the stars that I haven't heard of?
09:19 Sat 14th Sep 201311 answers, last by Dee Sa 14:15 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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EDDIE51

Prostitute Club ?

Two old guys are talking in the pub. One says '' Look at my new membership card! I just joined the Prostitute Club'' His mate replies '' let me see that card, I have never heard of a club like that...
22:32 Fri 13th Sep 20134 answers, last by frugalfred 10:06 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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naomi24

Answerbankers' Get-Togethers

Just curious - all you people who get together occasionally - on first meeting were the others anything like you imagined they would be?
22:29 Fri 13th Sep 2013114 answers, last by EcclesCake 11:41 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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Tilly2

I Hope You All Have Hatches

to batten down for Sunday. It's going to be a bit rough.
19:00 Fri 13th Sep 201332 answers, last by Tilly2 20:07 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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emmie

The Proms - Film Music

for anyone interested, they are doing a repeat of the very good Proms concert of film music. BBC4 7.30pm - 9.30pm...
19:39 Fri 13th Sep 20136 answers, last by emmie 19:57 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, September 13

good morning everyone, welcome to my one thousandth original post here is the picture for today's caption competition, have fun, and i shall be back this evening to pick the winner have a good day...
04:48 Fri 13th Sep 201322 answers, last by mrs_overall 08:16 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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B00

Now That's Just Mean!

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/sep/12/blobfish-world-ugliest-animal Poor ol' Barry :-(...
19:51 Thu 12th Sep 201314 answers, last by jake-the-peg 08:38 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

I Vividly Remember The Day........

......back in 1977 when voyager 1 was launched just announced on the news that the craft has now officially left our solar system, and is now flying through interstellar space...
19:11 Thu 12th Sep 201319 answers, last by heathfield 11:37 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, September 12

good morning folks here is the today's picture for you to have fun thinking up captions about i shall enjoy choosing the winner this evening till then, have a good day...
04:45 Thu 12th Sep 201332 answers, last by Prudie 18:15 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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marval

I Am

Four guys are fishing one day. The first guy caught a 2-pounder. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses. The guy said, "I am a kidney surgeon and when I remove kidneys I...
17:20 Thu 12th Sep 20134 answers, last by frugalfred 17:40 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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marval

Who Is Bananas?

As part of the admission procedure in a hospital, the patients were asked if they are allergic to anything. If they are, the nurse gets busy and prints it on an allergy band placed on the patient's...
17:02 Thu 12th Sep 20132 answers, last by aelmpvw 17:05 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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Ken4155

Every Little Helps - Certainly Halps Tesco

Just been to Tesco for my weekly shop and was disgusted to see that their own brand Greek style yogurt has been raised from £1 to £1.20!! How can they justify such a hike. And, on a bill of only...
16:41 Thu 12th Sep 201316 answers, last by askyourgran 21:17 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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LochNessMonster

Ladies Remember To Get Checked ?

Mrs Nessie told this morning she as breast cancer, however it has not spread. She is getting operated in 2 weeks time. Were have been both terrified the last week awaiting results of tests. So please...
15:15 Thu 12th Sep 201330 answers, last by BlueToffee 08:26 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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starone

Conversation Piece

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?...
22:17 Wed 11th Sep 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:33 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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starone

The Italian Wedding Test

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister,...
22:29 Wed 11th Sep 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:32 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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DrFilth

Blonde

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE...
23:09 Wed 11th Sep 20133 answers, last by marval 16:58 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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Bazile

I Miss It

A man is lying in bed with his new girlfriend . After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his privates,something she seemed to love to do. Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, -...
12:11 Thu 12th Sep 20139 answers, last by marval 16:56 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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maggiebee

Takeaway

Chinese takeaway: £14 Petrol to pick it up: £2 Getting home and finding that they've forgotten one of your containers: Riceless....
13:10 Thu 12th Sep 20134 answers, last by marval 16:59 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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BlueToffee

Good News Day

Mrs BT has finally been signed off by the oncologist today after breast cancer surgery. Champagne in the fridge for later!
15:32 Thu 12th Sep 201328 answers, last by tonyav 07:58 Fri 13th Sep 2013

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