A milkman, who is dying in hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, his daughter, his wife and a nurse. He says: To you, Peter, I leave the Mayfair houses. To you, my dear daughter, I leave the...
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam..I do not intend...
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney. 'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They...
.......that i have just given blood again
donation number 73
i did joke to a colleague at work "it is the only time i can get women in nurse outfits touching me - - - without paying for it...
We've had a brilliant weekend of eating, drinking, present giving and present receiving! It was OH's 60th birthday AND our Ruby wedding anniversary on Sunday. We went out with all the family and had a...
The first Jewish President of the United States calls his mother in Queens and invites her to come down over the holidays. She says, "I'd like to, but it's so much trouble. I mean, I have to get a cab...
Dear all,(I'm in tears as I type this, with help from a dear friend.) It is with deep sorrow that I have to tell you all that my sight is deteriorating at a great speed, I am finding it increasingly difficul to read an email from you, I do not want you to think I am ignoring you when I don't reply. It is soo frustrating that even with aids I have to give in to defeat. ...
good morning, (my mother's birthday today) here is the picture for today the 8th september, have fun coming up with your captions today - and i shall judge the winner around tea...
.....the supermarket by my god-daughter yesterday, she took me through the halloween costume aisle looking to choose something i could not help but say to her - - - "clowns to the left of me, jokers...
Just had lunch ...been to castle of mey today.....nice wee cottage ! Bit dull here still being eaten by beasties ! Hope you are all being good !..xx...
